JUNG-HANN & CHIN WEI

Lee Jung-Hann,
don't like to eat cheap "buns"
don't ever give him a gun
or he'll blast you for fun,
weighs more than a tonne,
if get chase by a dog....then how to run??
he got an intimate relation with his lan,
his dream is to be a nun,
very soon he'll be one
so he won't have a son...

Chin Chin Wei,
also know as sissy Wei-(C.C.Wei)
eat lots of products from Nestle
people always say,
he's the "Chin-est" guy nowadays,
his debt always fail to pay,
now he's in dismay,
cause he cannot see Jung-Hann everyday,
being with Jung-Hann has make him more than a Gay!!

It was once small!!...mayb 4inch?

For fooksiang...err...HappyBirthday?

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This Week's Hall of Fame!

MAN OF THE MATCH THIS WEEK IS:

JIUN SHYONG & MARCUS !!!! =D

Jiun Shyong,

nama macam CHEE CHEONG,

ingat dia WONG SYONG,

but actually is WO SYONG,

KUKUJIAO dia gila LONG,

macam itu LAP CHEONG,

Fook Siang punya lagi LONG,

kasi Danny pergi CHEONG,

pergi bagi Jiun Shyong,

Jiun Shyong pi makan; KUKUJIAO jadi HOU GAN YOU LONG.. =p

then MARCUS came along,

when he saw Jiun Shyong KUKUBIRD become HOU GAN YOU LONG!!,

he said "with that size, i can play ALL DAY LONG",

one of MARCUS theory is with a KUKU that LOOOOOONG,

you'll sure jadi VERY ONG,

cause there is nothing you can't go wrong,

If your KUKU is DRIED UP KONG,

Dun Worry!!, Few of us can save for you in a TONG

Hall of SHAME FAME

since Danny and FookSiang ask me to put 2 names every week...it's only fair that i put their names 1st...

Danny,
in class like to eat Mamee,
he is fun guy & at the same time also very horny,
he likes to TAP people and play dirty,
to him prinsip akaun is so easy,
never before get below 80,
JShyoung always call him PENNY,
sitting beside a monkey(a.k.a. marcus),
will someday make him go crazy,
all in all we hope u'll get more hairy...

Soo Fook Siang,
suka makan daging rendang,
a.k.a. William Hung,
walk never look down,
that's why always step on cow dunk,
his knight stalker is useless pada waktu siang,
bila marah semua orang tak boleh halang,
because his perangai belum matang,
everytime tidur sampai waktu petang.

April Fool!!...jokes for you people...

One night at McChord Air Force Base in Washington, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway. When I got to the scene, I found that a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, "Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are cleared for takeoff." -- Chad Blake (Taken from http://www.rd.com/jokes/9536362/article9536362.html)

Choosing the Bride Malaysian Style
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly.
Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.He immediately commented that: - “Aiyaa…mother, they always say……PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON…..”
The second nominee was a leggy secretary.
This was rejected also. Reason being: - Aiyaa…mother, this one aaa…, secretary always fond of saying “PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN….”
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised & asked: - “Why this one? The previous two were a lot more betterlooking!”
He replied :- “Teachers aaa…. teachers vely good, vely good, always say:- PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times……SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!”
Now come the small hero, her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted, “Brother….female mini bus conductor more better laa….they always say, “NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT. MASUK,MASUK. MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI. DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG. BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!”
(Taken from http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2006/11/08/choosing-the-bride-malaysian-style/)

FookSiang Says...
*FookSiang says : When I was born, I got a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I am not able
to remember, what I chose.
*FookSiang says : Impotence is the nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
*FookSiang says : Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
*FookSiang says : Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.