Monday, July 26, 2010

omi nite

Secrets


I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess
Til' all my sleeves are stained red
From all the truth that I've said
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought you saw wink, no
I've been on the brink, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

My god, amazing how we got this far
It's like we're chasing all those stars
Who's driving shiny big black cars
And everyday I see the news
All the problems that we could solve
And when a situation rises
Just write it into an album
Singing straight, too cold
I don't really like my flow, no, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

Oh, got no reason, got not shame
Got no family I can blame
Just don't let me disappear
I'mma tell you everything

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that were like those years
Sick of all the insincere
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away
This time, don't need another perfect line
Don't care if critics never jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away
All my secrets away, All my secrets away

Friday, July 23, 2010

July 27, 2010



Kerrigan aka the Queen of blades

Zeratul of the dark templar


Jim Raynor of the terran marines



31 March 1998, it caught the world by storm, hailed as one of the best of its genre in its time. Come this July 27, 2010 it will once again take back its crown.

As a marine will say "Hell, Its about time!"



-fs- time to brush up some zerg killing skills...a few days more to go!

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Most Exciting Sunday

Today is Sunday the 18th, a bright and beautiful morning and we (Aaron, Danny, Christian and me) almost ended up like below...

But luckily for us we were blessed by a guardian angle and everything turned out okay and we are still here to laugh and even blog about the whole thing. Guess all of us have to go and "Touch wood"

Here's how it all went down. It's Sunday morning, our good friend Aaron was shifting from his old house in Usj9 to his new house in Kota Kemuning, so he asked if any of us could help shift some stuff. Out of our whole gang only me, danny and chris went to help. After an arduous hour of shifting stuff into the "Ten Tonne lorry", it was filled to the brim with furniture and what not. So it was time to lead the lorry to the new house. We then went into Aaron's Latio and drove at the end of the lane to await the lorry which was situated at Aaron's old house. Aaron's was the driver, Danny sitting in front, Christian sitting behind Danny and me behind Aaron.

Those familiar with Usj 9 will know that the roads at this end tend to slope downwards and is kinda packed with cars to the left and to the right.

So while in Aaron's car at the end (in the middle) of the lane we waited for the lorry to come. After a boring minute or so we started chatting and crapping as usual not having the faintest idea the next few moments could have been our last. I and christian was the first to notice that the lorry has started to make its move, at that moment Danny and Aaron was busy chatting with Aaron looking out of the driver's window away from the lane.

Midway point to Impact

During the lorry's midway point we noticed the co-driver frantically swinging his hand indicating us to get out of our way, That when i felt uneasy and i said " Aaron, go...". Aaron was still busy looking out the window thinking i was joking or playing some stupid trick. Danny curiously looked out his window to notice the lorry picking up speed with no intention of slowing down.
I then started to increase my tone and repeated "Aaron, go...Aaron, GO!...AARON GOOOOO!!! ".

10 metres to Impact

Danny grew frantic and the only thing he said was "wah..Wah...WAH....WAH!!! " as the lorry grew closer and closer. Me and christian was still looking at the lorry as it grew closer and closer swaying madly avoiding the cars parked on the left and right. The first sign of trouble was when the co driver opened the door flailing his arm madly while the driver did a last second sharp turning to avoid an Atos parked on the left side of the road before he and the co-driver JUMPED OUT OF THE LORRY!!!.

That's when we knew in our mind " F***, We are so dead"


Few precious seconds to Impact


During the events above Aaron's in his panic state was pressing down hard on the accelerator but he had forgotten he put the car in neutral, fumbling around panicking Aaron at last got to change it to Drive but this sight was already outside our window...

Impact

It was a sight i don't think i would forget anytime soon. All we could do was brace for impact as Aaron floored the car and the Lorry with no driver hit us so hard i almost forgot my own name. It was a whirlwind of crashing and exploding noises (1 tire exploded) and all i could see was the lorry banging, the glass cracking, the entire car frame shivering, the engine revving. It happened all so fast but felt like everything was in slow motion. Luckily with Aaron's last minute intervention we were not in the middle of the lorries way but slightly off and so we were literally banged aside like a rag doll. The lorry then continued its bullish path hitting a black new saga parked at the end of the road, nearly off into the drain in front.

Luckily the saga was without a driver and there wasn't any cars on the road during whole course of the accident.

If the saga had a driver...it wouldn't be pretty...

Aaron's car after the accident...we were waiting horizontally but ended up vertical like in the pic...just goes to show how hard the lorry banged us...

The Bumper fell off, one tired exploded and the left side of the car was a total mess...



This was where Danny and Chris was sitting when the whole thing occur...


Danny's side on the outside


Danny's side on the inside... can you see a slide bulge at the door? but thank god it held


Christian's side...


The car before it was towed away...


The Sticker here says " Latio's six star safety feature...well ALL of US give it a 7 star!!...



All of us walking away from this in one piece...we should count our lucky stars and thank god for this...

You might be wondering how this whole thing could have happened. Apparently the driver of the lorry doesn't have a ten tonne lorry driving license (meaning he doesn't know anything about driving a vehicle of this size). The driver didn't start the engine but he instead LET GO of the hand brake first ( who in the right mind do that?). The reason he couldn't brake was because ten tonne lorries uses air brakes which requires the engine to be started first to allow intake of air into the brakes BEFORE they can be used. Some other things we found out, the lorry's road tax has expired over a year and when we asked why they never HON us, they replied the lorry doesn't have A HON!...

On a brighter side:

We were joking about this whole incident, about how

1) It was a once in a lifetime experience, its not everyday you get banged by a ten tonne lorry and live to tell the tale.

2) If we went, we went together with best friends

3) Danny and Christian get to tell their Gf's how much they love them

4) Don't take life for granted anytime anywhere it can be just snuffed out like a candle

Here's a funny piece of conversation between us

Aaron: Bluff want lar movies, say before you die you get to see your life flash by you and see the faces of the ones you love...
Me: HAHAHA the last faces i saw flash past me was Christian sliding towards me and Danny's panicked face!!

-Fs- A funny experience for me, i mean in the car when it was been banged by the lorry was like sitting a roller coaster...hahahaha...







Thursday, July 8, 2010

Mad jokes IMH (Institue Of Mental Health)

Record I

Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"
Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art - too many character names to remember!!!"
Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"



Record II

A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm...that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off,
what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see
then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."



Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or
shine.
The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to
understand her behavior first.
So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted besides her everyday. The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor:

"Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"



Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to
take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"
Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself..."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?) So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"
Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"



Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.
After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"
The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"



Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken
since the day I was born..."
Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"
Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."



Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.
The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple
problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."
Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"
The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why do are you here at the IMH?"
Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"

-FS- Im not suprised if i one day end up here...or just that im lucky that i have'nt gotten caught yet!...hahahah

Monday, July 5, 2010

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Sunday, July 4, 2010

Stress

A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,
Raised a glass of water and asked
'How heavy is this glass of water?'

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long you try to hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.'

He continued,
'And that's the way it is with stress management.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later,
As the burden becomes increasingly heavy,
We won't be able to carry on. '

'As with the glass of water,
You have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.'
'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you're carrying now,
Let them down for a moment if you can.'
So, my friend, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.

Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

* Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
And some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet,
Just in case you have to eat them.

* Always wear stuff that will make you look good
If you die in the middle of it.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
"Recalled" by their maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
It was probably worth it.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
Because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.

* When everything's coming your way,
You're in the wrong lane.

* Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person...

* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

-fs- stress lor...what to do going mad...

Saturday, July 3, 2010

x-dest rear windscreen sticker is done it cost RM12 each.

Those who already confirm for the sticker please get ready to pay up during the lok lok event later. Thank you!

And for the Polo-T i have checked already and it cost roughly about RM35 each for the Polo-T with design on it. But not sure quality of the Polo-T is good a not and now awaiting ccw reply on his side first before reconfirming whether to order for the RM35 a not..

THANK YOU VERY MUCHY!



-itsayeap