Monday, February 14, 2011

I wish you were my Valentine
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.

I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I'll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine.





For those Couple & Single 1 ... =D



CEO
(IMBA)
Whose gift this is you cannot know.
My heart is in your keeping though.
You will not mind my writing here
To tell you that I love you so.

I know that you must think it queer
For me to love and not come near
But linger by some frozen lake
This most romantic time of year.

I sometimes give my head a shake
And ask if there is some mistake.
It's lonely out here 'mid the sweep
Of bitter wind and icy flake.

My love for you is dark and deep,
But it's a promise I will keep
As from afar I watch and weep,
As from afar I watch and weep.





For those Couple & Single 1 ... =D



CEO
(IMBA)

For those Couple & Single 1 ... =D


CEO

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ah beng Jokes XD

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book and said,

'My Mobile No. Has Changed.

Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.

Friend : Really, what is he studying?

Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.

Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD.'

Wife : How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,

Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police : 'Sir, all items are missing,

except the TV in my house.'

Police : 'How the thief did not take TV?'

Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back to his car and sees a note saying 'Parking Fine.'

He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases

the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.

So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast

announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand

it would be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and

says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?

Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.

Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail.'

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Ah Beng told his servant : 'Go and water the plants!'

Servant : 'It's already raining.'

Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening

and not in the Morning.

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.


Hope you laughed as much as i did! hahahah

-fs-

Sunday, February 6, 2011

BUTTERWORTH: The Road Transport Department is looking into the possibility of amending the Road Transport Act to fine motorists who fix television screens and DVD players in their vehicles.

State Road Transport Department (JPJ) director Datuk Hassan Yaacob said an amendment could be made under Section 66 of the Road Transport Act 1987 for making vehicle alterations without permission.

“It is illegal and dangerous to fix these accessories. A driver can easily get distracted and it may result in accidents,’’ he said.

Hassan said enforcement teams would check if vehicles had complied with approved specifications.

“Those with xenon headlights will be fined RM300 while vehicles with fancy number plates will be fined RM120.

“In the end, they waste money by paying thrice – fixing the parts, paying the fine and paying again to remove them,” he said.

Hassan was commenting on the increasing number of motorists fixing televisions and DVD player sets in their vehicles.

On vehicles that are factory fitted with DVD players and GPS navigators, he said the department would have to look into it.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

HappY Chinese New Year !







Wish every1 gamble win LIKE GOD ! =D

- Js -