sry if it is to....repulsive...
for better result...do not zoom...
- this photo is dedicated to jung-hann for keeping it -
Friday, May 9, 2008
we gotta laugh at ourself sometimes...
at last i found his photo...ppl enjoy this...
sry if it is to....repulsive...
for better result...do not zoom...
- this photo is dedicated to jung-hann for keeping it -
sry if it is to....repulsive...
for better result...do not zoom...
- this photo is dedicated to jung-hann for keeping it -
Thursday, May 8, 2008
jokes...yeahehehe
Two bums are walking along the side of a road early one morning, complaining about their empty stomachs.
The night before theyhad spent every dime they had on whiskey, so naturally they had no money for breakfast.
By and by they come upon a flattened possum lying dead on the roadside. The first bum says to the second, "I'll split it with ya."The second politely refuses, so the first bum eats the entire thing by himself.
An hour or so later, as they are walking, the first bum starts turning green. He gags for a few minutes and then spews the possum remains all over the road.The second bum smiles and says,
"I knew if I waited long enough I'd get a hot meal."
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that !!!!The teenager tells her,
"Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!"
and out she goes.The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on,
With her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wants to die.She explains to her Grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it just is not appropriate
.....The grandmother says, "Loosen up Sweetie. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
Do you know why there's a hole in a man's penis?
So that air can get to his brain.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock!
What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
The night before theyhad spent every dime they had on whiskey, so naturally they had no money for breakfast.
By and by they come upon a flattened possum lying dead on the roadside. The first bum says to the second, "I'll split it with ya."The second politely refuses, so the first bum eats the entire thing by himself.
An hour or so later, as they are walking, the first bum starts turning green. He gags for a few minutes and then spews the possum remains all over the road.The second bum smiles and says,
"I knew if I waited long enough I'd get a hot meal."
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitches a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that !!!!The teenager tells her,
"Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!"
and out she goes.The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on,
With her old wrinkled pair on show. The teenager wants to die.She explains to her Grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it just is not appropriate
.....The grandmother says, "Loosen up Sweetie. If you can shown off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
Do you know why there's a hole in a man's penis?
So that air can get to his brain.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock!
What did Adam say to Eve?
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Sunday, April 27, 2008
JUNG-HANN & CHIN WEI
Lee Jung-Hann,
don't like to eat cheap "buns"
don't ever give him a gun
or he'll blast you for fun,
weighs more than a tonne,
if get chase by a dog....then how to run??
he got an intimate relation with his lan,
his dream is to be a nun,
very soon he'll be one
so he won't have a son...
Chin Chin Wei,
also know as sissy Wei-(C.C.Wei)
eat lots of products from Nestle
people always say,
he's the "Chin-est" guy nowadays,
his debt always fail to pay,
now he's in dismay,
cause he cannot see Jung-Hann everyday,
being with Jung-Hann has make him more than a Gay!!
don't like to eat cheap "buns"
don't ever give him a gun
or he'll blast you for fun,
weighs more than a tonne,
if get chase by a dog....then how to run??
he got an intimate relation with his lan,
his dream is to be a nun,
very soon he'll be one
so he won't have a son...
Chin Chin Wei,
also know as sissy Wei-(C.C.Wei)
eat lots of products from Nestle
people always say,
he's the "Chin-est" guy nowadays,
his debt always fail to pay,
now he's in dismay,
cause he cannot see Jung-Hann everyday,
being with Jung-Hann has make him more than a Gay!!
Friday, April 18, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
This Week's Hall of Fame!
MAN OF THE MATCH THIS WEEK IS:
JIUN SHYONG & MARCUS !!!! =D
Jiun Shyong,
nama macam CHEE CHEONG,
ingat dia WONG SYONG,
but actually is WO SYONG,
KUKUJIAO dia gila LONG,
macam itu LAP CHEONG,
Fook Siang punya lagi LONG,
kasi Danny pergi CHEONG,
pergi bagi Jiun Shyong,
Jiun Shyong pi makan; KUKUJIAO jadi HOU GAN YOU LONG.. =p
then MARCUS came along,
when he saw Jiun Shyong KUKUBIRD become HOU GAN YOU LONG!!,
he said "with that size, i can play ALL DAY LONG",
one of MARCUS theory is with a KUKU that LOOOOOONG,
you'll sure jadi VERY ONG,
cause there is nothing you can't go wrong,
If your KUKU is DRIED UP KONG,
Dun Worry!!, Few of us can save for you in a TONG
JIUN SHYONG & MARCUS !!!! =D
Jiun Shyong,
nama macam CHEE CHEONG,
ingat dia WONG SYONG,
but actually is WO SYONG,
KUKUJIAO dia gila LONG,
macam itu LAP CHEONG,
Fook Siang punya lagi LONG,
kasi Danny pergi CHEONG,
pergi bagi Jiun Shyong,
Jiun Shyong pi makan; KUKUJIAO jadi HOU GAN YOU LONG.. =p
then MARCUS came along,
when he saw Jiun Shyong KUKUBIRD become HOU GAN YOU LONG!!,
he said "with that size, i can play ALL DAY LONG",
one of MARCUS theory is with a KUKU that LOOOOOONG,
you'll sure jadi VERY ONG,
cause there is nothing you can't go wrong,
If your KUKU is DRIED UP KONG,
Dun Worry!!, Few of us can save for you in a TONG
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Hall of SHAME FAME
since Danny and FookSiang ask me to put 2 names every week...it's only fair that i put their names 1st...
Danny,
in class like to eat Mamee,
he is fun guy & at the same time also very horny,
he likes to TAP people and play dirty,
to him prinsip akaun is so easy,
never before get below 80,
JShyoung always call him PENNY,
sitting beside a monkey(a.k.a. marcus),
will someday make him go crazy,
all in all we hope u'll get more hairy...
Soo Fook Siang,
suka makan daging rendang,
a.k.a. William Hung,
walk never look down,
that's why always step on cow dunk,
his knight stalker is useless pada waktu siang,
bila marah semua orang tak boleh halang,
because his perangai belum matang,
everytime tidur sampai waktu petang.
Danny,
in class like to eat Mamee,
he is fun guy & at the same time also very horny,
he likes to TAP people and play dirty,
to him prinsip akaun is so easy,
never before get below 80,
JShyoung always call him PENNY,
sitting beside a monkey(a.k.a. marcus),
will someday make him go crazy,
all in all we hope u'll get more hairy...
Soo Fook Siang,
suka makan daging rendang,
a.k.a. William Hung,
walk never look down,
that's why always step on cow dunk,
his knight stalker is useless pada waktu siang,
bila marah semua orang tak boleh halang,
because his perangai belum matang,
everytime tidur sampai waktu petang.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
April Fool!!...jokes for you people...
One night at McChord Air Force Base in Washington, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway. When I got to the scene, I found that a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, "Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are cleared for takeoff." -- Chad Blake (Taken from http://www.rd.com/jokes/9536362/article9536362.html)
Choosing the Bride Malaysian Style
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly.
Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.He immediately commented that: - “Aiyaa…mother, they always say……PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON…..”
The second nominee was a leggy secretary.
This was rejected also. Reason being: - Aiyaa…mother, this one aaa…, secretary always fond of saying “PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN….”
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised & asked: - “Why this one? The previous two were a lot more betterlooking!”
He replied :- “Teachers aaa…. teachers vely good, vely good, always say:- PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times……SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!”
Now come the small hero, her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted, “Brother….female mini bus conductor more better laa….they always say, “NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT. MASUK,MASUK. MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI. DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG. BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!”
(Taken from http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2006/11/08/choosing-the-bride-malaysian-style/)
FookSiang Says...
*FookSiang says : When I was born, I got a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I am not able
to remember, what I chose.
*FookSiang says : Impotence is the nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
*FookSiang says : Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
*FookSiang says : Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
Choosing the Bride Malaysian Style
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly.
Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.He immediately commented that: - “Aiyaa…mother, they always say……PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON…..”
The second nominee was a leggy secretary.
This was rejected also. Reason being: - Aiyaa…mother, this one aaa…, secretary always fond of saying “PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN….”
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised & asked: - “Why this one? The previous two were a lot more betterlooking!”
He replied :- “Teachers aaa…. teachers vely good, vely good, always say:- PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times……SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!”
Now come the small hero, her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted, “Brother….female mini bus conductor more better laa….they always say, “NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT. MASUK,MASUK. MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI. DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG. BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!”
(Taken from http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2006/11/08/choosing-the-bride-malaysian-style/)
FookSiang Says...
*FookSiang says : When I was born, I got a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I am not able
to remember, what I chose.
*FookSiang says : Impotence is the nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
*FookSiang says : Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
*FookSiang says : Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
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