Karangan Budak Darjah 4

Ok this will be the last one from me..who knows when i will be posting again.haha..
Its quite long but a very good one..ppl like wh n js no need waste yr time la coz i noe you see how long also you won't bother to read edi wan..

Pagi itu pagi minggu.

Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga

mencapai takat suhu beku.

Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi

sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip

tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam

batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan

dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api

kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu

emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke

pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas

emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali

dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju

untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan

sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu

letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.

Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya

ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru

dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia

melanggar emak saya. Emak saya

tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia

menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya

naik semula dan mengejar lori

tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di

belakang emak saya kerana takut emak

saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu

lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia

pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama

dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula

terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju

iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda

kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat

menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori

itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi

jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah

feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang

feri itu yang seramai 100 orang

semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat

marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi

Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.

Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di

dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar

menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka

bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak

puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa

sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands

dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia

melanggar pemandu feri yang telah

bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu

feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar

menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu

terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri

itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut

melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf

dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan

tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya

masih marah. Dia menyendengkan

helikopternya dan mengerat tangan

pemandu lori itu dengan kipas

helikopter. Pemandu lori itu

menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi.

Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke

Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke

tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul

pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya

sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di

dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori

itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak

saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu

lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian

kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat

lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang

kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota

polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat

lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni

tempat kejadian kerana ingin

mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.

Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan

orang ramai lalu dia menjerit

menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang

ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke

pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi

yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya

menceritakan kejadian itu kepada

penjual daging. Penjual daging dan

peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang

mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut

dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus

berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu

penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami

pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang

paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat

sebelum saya mati.



KESIMPULAN :: GILE GHUPENYE DAK NEH!

2008 Karaoke 9 Finalists Results

Very funny !

1. Mahathir's favourite song: My Way

2. Pak Lah: Dream, Dream, Dream

3.Najib: Your Cheating Heart

4.Tengku Razaleigh: I Believe I Can Fly

5. Khairy: Money, Money, Money

6.IGP: I'll Be Watching You

7. Anwar: Winds Of Change

8. Saiful: I Swear

And the winner is:-

9. Syed Hamid: Oh Carol, I'm Nothing But A Fool

Bravo Malaysians....

Was just running through my e-mails and found this 1..from my mum with yet another example of malaysian's command in english..just tought of sharing it with you guys..so here goes..



Dear,Mr.Magen

Good Morning..!!!

Refer to attachment it's a Ware House Emergency Evacuation Route Map and as you can see that the distained

Fire Extingshuer & Hose Rail but on Tuesday 14th go a round at Ware House 2 togather check with you and Rajan no finding 2unit of the Fire Extingshuer at the place.

Please check with Fire Fighter Consultant to request them check all SAMM area must in good condition with proper arrangement the Fire Extingshuer distained area B4 Bomba come next week.

Also inform regarding how they manage the Fire Extingshuer cyclinder found at QA room too many.

Sulaiman.

Dog crying pain!!

Ever heard a dog cry in pain??well watch this and see for yourself..

p/s : Gurru this video is uploaded so that i can laugh at you everyday watching it..lolz..
sorry the video quite lag after i uploaded it..dunnoe why..

Bukit tabur then and this sunday!

The 6 man show getting ready for the hike!

Hey marcus was also here..what a liar say didnt want to come wan ar? oh well after that he went chasing after another female monkey!

What we learnt during our climb, TEAMWORK!

What we made over there, FRIENDSHIP!
What we had to overcome, FEAR of heights (500m fall you know) and climbing skills!
What we saw,The most serene 2 looking humps in the morning.
What we want to forget, Christian and yuen loong "taking it to new heights"....swt...nightmares!!!

This what we have to offer you when you join us on our next trip to East Tabur!! More updates and videos to come...This is a small update from fs and wh! Oh yeah this saturday movie Max payne let you guys in on the details soon sms me friday!

something to watch again...

SooiJin b'day vids and pics compilation
Uploaded by mcdune

What went on and what will go on

First thing first,Jung hann's back!! Here's the story, i slept at 7 and my dad woke me up at 9 to do some stuff (im kinda high when i dont get enough sleep hence the mad laugther on my msn that day), so finishing it i went back home and sat down watching anime on my com when i heard my phone vibrating around 10, guess who called? it's Jh. I didn't dare called him back as i thought he was still in Australia so i called weng hong who was usually the second person whom he calls after me if he wants to go out. Then i sms everyone to meet at night for a drink(secretly bring him out) and its quite funny that danny,kelvin and chris came up with the same idea that i finally had a gf and i was bringing her out that nite. By the way jung hann has really lost alot of weight and i bet alot of girls will have regreted rejecting him last time. Hahahah!

On Msn (SuGar Pie hOney BunCh=chris who asks me the exact same thing as danny and kelvin)

>>> SuGar Pie hOney BunCh <<< says: fs
>>> SuGar Pie hOney BunCh <<< says: wat happen?
>>> SuGar Pie hOney BunCh <<< says: announce wat o
>>> SuGar Pie hOney BunCh <<< says: u got gf d?

And so begins the the rumours that im bringing my gf which went around and around helped along by wh. Just curious i wonder why must i have a gf to bring out? And thanks alot to AARON andJS who called around asking girls whether they have anything to do with my sudden happiness. In the end everyone was happy to see jh but sad not to see my invisible gf. Hahaha


This is the bestest most bitter sweet meal i ever had. Its a 3/4 pounder by Wendy's, it kept me full till almost dinner time and i only ate half my dinner so i says it really filling but its not that tasty. This is my bet with aaron that if i failed a sub he will buy me wendy's and vice cersa. I wish it was the other way round. Well thanks aaron!!



Tomorrow's (sunday the 5th of oct event) everyone meet at my house at 6.15 then we leave to go eat at weng soon or melur for breakfast which is something rare in this gang (we usually eat breakfast 3 or 4 in the morning) then we press on to setapah then to bukit tabur which looks really nice place in the pic.Bring along an extra shirt, pants and anything you feel necessary including one big bottle of water and good grip shoes. More pics to come about this place as we take out 4 hour plus climb tommorow so stay tune!



Another upcoming event is that yuen looi will be hosting a small dinner at his house on saturday the 11 of oct. That's so nice of you ah looi we appreciate it but that doesnt mean we wont do a SURPRISE for you. Everyone is willing to sponsor me the goods to make the ammo. So i guess his 20th birthday will be one to remember for the sheer amount of people willing to cooperate together to make him a surprise and the fact that he will be celebrating his next birthday in kampar next year.


Fs going to eat supper now so i guess will see you 5.50 in the morning than.