Guess who?

Can you spot the cute fella who is now a gorilla..? Hahahaha i cant believe he looks like this...want to pinch his cheeks...

-fs- i wanted post something else but in the end the temptation to post this was too great...

Ask yourself... are you a malaysian??

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other,?that one?NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10.. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

- ylo, proud to be a malaysian... n still complaining... -

The moves as shown by our very own X-dest couple

We start our tutorial with the lovely couple - Audrey on the left and Danny on the right...Oooo look at them aren't they just cute wearing flu masks together...
This my dear friends is called the 1)"hungry on knees position" its very effective as at this point you can clearly get more "Danny Milk"...
This my friends is called 2) "i can sit on the pencil position"...The female (Audrey) in this pic is clearly trying to test the males (Danny) willpower not to raise the pencil which clearly is very much raised like the flag in our daily morning "Negaraku" in secondary school
This is called the 3) "whole gang sit and watch" the "couple sit on the pencil position"...everyone folds their arms and watch while some just clap on to encourage the move to continue...This is the 4)"I care to feed move" this is where the male puts his hand to squeeze (whatever that can be squeezed) out for the poor gal who is now clearly really really hungry and can only be sated by means not shown in this pic...after this picture was taken we can safely assume the positions and ritual continued on in the bedroom through out the whole night...


-Fs- Truth be told i could'nt stop laughing and feeling so geli when i did this post...it feels damm gay for a very funny reason which i can't explain...enjoy and laugh your eyeballs out...if all of you feel damm geli i will take down the post or not...depends...hahahahaha

WHY SCIENCE MUST BE TAUGHT IN ENGLISH

Read below :-

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for maths and science?

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See examples below:-

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA MALAYSIA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know WHY...

Can You spot our X-dest member??

This will be a series of exposures of our x-dest primary pictures..here is the 1st post..the guy you will be looking for is very easy to spot..he is a poser trying very hard to show off his side parting..LOL


There he is....Our Jiun Shyong(JS)..hahahahaaha

sorry my skills not good enough the pic quite blur..

my bad for the late updates..

I just got this uploaded in youtube... kind of hard to upload in facebook...

this is marcus kena gangbang during WH's bday...

more to come soon...

Utar students can't think before they park...

I guess some utar students cant think about where they park sometimes just park for their own selfish conveniences...the pictures aren't mine although i could have taken some of them since i do see them once awhile on the cars...i've even saw and heard of worse...there was once when everyone park on both sides on the road and the construction lorries couldn't pass thru they put up a sign saying "Utar students ****** dont know how to read dont park here ***** ppl cant pass thru *****"...there was even once got a student talking one the phone (so lovingly may i add bf kua) cross the road when the lorry hon her and if that isnt enough the guy said "Ma **** ** *** ,Tengok lar mana pergi ******* utar pelajar ***** ,*****...ironically enough the worker was working for the new construction site of utar 2 new block so S**** worker we are litterally paying you so Shut The F*** up...Lolz feels like there is too many vulgar words in one posting...hahaha




-Fs-just wonders about alot of things nowadays...things never seem so uncertain...