Movies You Won't Want To Miss!!

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Synopsis: Alice has been roaming the world searching for any remaining survivors. Alice also comes face to face with her arch-nemesis Albert Wesker first time in the series. As she enters the ruined Los Angeles, she stumbles onto a base of Umbrella, surrounded by zombies.She then teams up with a group of survivors who had been hiding in Los Angeles since the T-Virus outbreak, and helps them to free another group held-up in a prison, among them Claire's brother, Chris Redfield.

Fs : (MY GOD,I have been waiting so long for this movie, finally ALBERT WESKER the truth behind resident evil!, Hammer Zombie bosses, Las Plagas infection, Majini and so many more, i bet you haven't a clue what i just said. Based on a very succesful game and now movie fanchise)

Anticipation Rating 9.5/10



The Expendables

Synopsis: An assembly of hired guns are sent on a mission to a South American country, with the objective to overturn the cold-blooded despot in charge. As the mission begins, the mercenaries discover that the situation is not as it appears. The men find themselves trapped in a deadly game of deception with a traitor among their ranks.

Fs: ( Sylvester Stallone,Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li,Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Steve Austin...This enough to make this a must watch for Actionholics world wide, the movie itself is tandem with 80s 90s action movies...the cast is made of pure win)

Anticipation rate: 9/10



Predators

Synopsis: A mercenary named Royce is abducted by alien creatures known as the Predators. He is released onto an alien planet—which acts as a game reserve—along with seven other humans, who, with the exception of a disgraced physician, are all cold-blooded killers, the group consisting of mercenaries and convicts. Royce reluctantly leads the group of elite warriors as they come to realize they have been brought together to this planet as prey for a new breed of Predator.While battling to survive against these creatures, they come across an American soldier known as Noland who was brought to the planet years ago as game, but has managed to survive by hiding from the Predators in a cave. Noland reveals that the Predators have been hunting humans by dropping them on this planet for many years.

Fs: (I love the first film, this looks real good even if it didn't include Arnold like it was suppose to be, Hopefully better than the AvP movies they have been coming out with, that puts the Predators into the respective hunter profiles)

Anticipation rate: 8.5/10



The A- Team

Synopsis: The story follows the adventures of four former members of the United States military-turned-mercenaries, three of whom were arrested for a crime they did not commit and now are branded war criminals. After managing to escape from military prison, the three join forces with Captain H.M. Murdock, their reconnaissance pilot, as soldiers of fortune.

Fs: (A blast from the past, i still remember the late nights i spent watching the series, MR T the man!!)

Anticipation rate: 8.5/10



Robin Hood

Synopsis: It is late 12th century England and Sir Robin Longstride, Earl of Huntington, (Russell Crowe) has returned to his northern English village after fighting in the Third Crusade. Upon arrival, the nobleman and his servant discover the oppression caused by the new Sheriff of Nottingham (Matthew Macfadyen). Sir Robin frees his home village from tyranny and corruption in England, restoring peace and justice to England. Robin must also win the affection of the recently widowed Lady Marian (Cate Blanchett) while leading his Merry Men of Sherwood Forest.

Fs: (Who doesn't love a hero? a sharp shooting bowman who robs the rich and gives to the poor, the man who stood against a king and wins the hand of Lady Marian)

Anticipation rate: 9/10



The Last Airbender

Synopsis: Air, Water, Earth, Fire. Four nations tied by destiny when the Fire Nation launches a brutal war against the others. A century has passed with no hope in sight to change the path of this destruction. Caught between combat and courage, Aang (Noah Ringer) discovers he is the lone Avatar with the power to manipulate all four elements. Aang teams with Katara (Nicola Peltz), a Waterbender, and her brother, Sokka (Jackson Rathbone), to restore balance to their war-torn world.

Fs: (The series is amazing with their elements and various cultures, hopefully this movie will be all that and more, and not just another epic battle movie)

Anticipation rate: 8/10



The Prince of Persia

Synopsis: Based on the video game, which follows an adventurous prince who teams up with a rival princess to stop an angry ruler from unleashing a sandstorm that could destroy the world.

Fs: (Based on a very popular and fun game, this looks to be real promising. The ability to traverse time, the fate of a kingdom in a your hands whats there not to like?)

Anticipation rate 8/10



Can't Embed the video so click here Tron Legacy

Synopsis: "Tron Legacy" is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that's unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (Garrett Hedlund), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges), looks into his father's disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin's loyal confidant (Olivia Wilde), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.

Fs: (I love the filmed when i was young, can't even remember when was that...anyway i guess its time to fall in love again)

Anticipation rate: 10/10


Can't get to embed the video so click here Toy Story 3

Synopsis: Woody, Buzz, and the rest of their toy-box friends are dumped in a day-care center after their owner, Andy, departs for college.

Fs: (I don't care what people say but toy story is a classic!! im going to watch it no matter what, it was the first 3d movie that i really like and it was in 1996, part 2 was great and part 3 will be awesome!!)

Anticipation rate 9.5/10

-fs- My pick of movies with trailers, there many others that could have been included but this will do for now...i can't wait to watch all of them!!...

An indecent proposal

A true story by my friend.. lols.. to ppl like andy who like to hook up girls, better read this.. for ppl like aaron who stim very fast, pls enjoy.. for ppl like fs who is always ard with alot of girls, u can use this tactic to scare guys who tries to kacau ur girl.. for ppl like danny with no sex knowledge, here is some for u.. for ppl sook chun like js, its gd u r still sook chun.. for ppl emo like me, this sohai story which is true will hopefully fcking cheer me up.. pls excuse his english cos he's la la chinese ad ppl..

Was out drinking with my buds , when I noticed a hot chick down the bar smiling at me.
First , I looked to my side and back to see who she's smilling at and she was actually smilling at me !
I'm like WooHoo , this not so spring chicken still has it in him !
Somemore she's about mid20s and real hott !!
Long wavy hair past the shoulder, nice hot body in a little red dress with NICE milky White cleavage ,smooth skin ,nice smile and got electricity shooting at me from her eyes !
Reminds me of my early teens when I TFK to HK porn with chicks that look like her !
So, being the cheongsters , told my buds I'm going for a swim, no need to join me or kacau me or contact me or fucking anything me !!!
I ,smiled at her , she smiled back ,this is signal I'm waiting for !
Walked over ,seems she's alone, she removed her handbag from the seat next to her (at this point ,in my mind I'm like ON,thinking of how many styles to bonk her already ! ;-) )
Her name is Fiona , waiting for friend who's 1hr late and blah blah blah the rest I forget coz lil bro on auto cruise already.
While TCSS, started touching her hands ,she touched back ,my hands sometimes goes to touch her back, she is comfy with it and sometimes places her hands on my thighs when she laughs (game set and match !!)
Once in awhile I sneek a peek at her creamy White boobies OoooWwwww !
At 1 time her hand went a lil higher and touched my semi now become hard didi and she gave me a big smile !
TCSS somemore, saw my buds leave, I give OK sign, leaned over to her ear ,I love the smell of freshly washed hair ,,,,,on a sexy chick !!
WahLauEh!!!,planted a soft peck on her neck and her ears , she giggles and so after about an hour and some drinks ,I told her ,let's go somewhere more private ,she just smiles and nods
We walked out of the bar into the lobby and she saw her friends on the sofa ,I'm like shit man !! Asked her wanna continue , she just grab my ass ,and says she wants her friends to join us, YESSS gang bang !! 2guys3hot chicks !!! She joined her friends ,I registered,got the keys ,got all their names ,was eyeing the 2new chicks and said my LUCKY DAY!!!
The 2chicks walked to the restroom and there I was Fiona on my right and this guy on my left ,chilling.
The the guys leans over to me ,and starts talking
Dude-" Seems like you n Fiona is hitting it off , we're going to have a hot night tonight man!" I give him a high5 "....but see , she's actually my gf"
Me - in my mind WTF ,going to gaduh in lobby for a girl now ? What then ?
Dude - " don't worry man , I cool with it , we're open minded and do this
alot " with a smile
Me - oh ok , ok . Good to know that (in my mind relieved, game still on)
all this while Fiona still hugging me and hands always rubbing my thighs a
Dude - See, I'm ok with you banging my girl but I have condition, I want to watch !
Me- Ok ,no worries i'll be watching you to man ! Gangbang mah ! Those
chicks are hott
Dude - Yeah man, they're all hot ,you want to do all 3at once ,no problem
Me- (in my head , this guy is really pissed drunk,offcourse lah I bang all 3)
Dude,suddenly with a firm voice says - Another condition is that when you cum , I want to suck your cock dry
I almost jumped up hearing this !! Fuck lah !! Just as bad as story of fucking a chick ,waking up to find kidney gone !
Me smiling widely - Bro , you've had too many drinks lar bro , u want to suck those tities and pussies lah
Dude- Fiona ,he's a good joker lar.
At this time ,all of us started laughing and Fiona was still grabbing my balls and tounge in my ears
Dude still laughing - Man , you should see your face ! But man I"m serious
Me-( I looked at Fiona for conformation ,she nods )
So ,Infront f the guy I gave Fiona a long DFK ,my hands went for her tits and also hands into her short skirt,pulled moved her panty aside and slid my finger into her already wet pussy. Fingered her a little and then stood up and left !! ;-) The look on theirface was priceless !

Haha..

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!


Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born lo !!!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore, Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

A Challenge.

Bloggy Bloggy on the Web who is the 'X' est of them all??

ITS ME!!!

Dare say you are a member of X-dest??PROVE IT!!!!!

OMG he said it!!!!

WOW just WOW..look at him go.haha. Really just had to put this up for public viewing..LOL.

Ants and Grasshopper story

Old version

An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.
A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.
Came winter, the ant was warm, comfortable and had no shortage of food.
The grasshopper had no proper shelter, no stored food, and couldn't find anything to eat from the snow-covered ground. So it died and the story ended.

Moral of the story : BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF!

Modern Version

An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.
A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.

Came winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and demanded to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while he was cold and starving.

TV1, TV2 & TV3 showed up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper alongside to a video clip of the ant in his comfortable home with a table full of food.

The majority of the Malaysian Parliamentarians were stunned by the sharp contrast. How could this poor grasshopper be allowed to suffer?

Khairy staged a demonstration in front of the ant's nest.

Nazri went on a hunger strike along with other grasshoppers demanding that they be relocated to warmer climate area during winter.

The Malaysia Government immediately passed a law forbidding all ants from working hard in the summer so as to bring about equality of poverty between ants and grasshoppers.

Hishammudin increased 'More Special Reservations' for grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services..

The ant was fined for failing to share 30% of his food with the grasshopper. The Prime Minister announced that this was part of the NEP. No ant should question it. (Don't forget, Tax Audits were introduced and targeted at certain individuals who were eventually penalised heavily for not contributing enough to the well-being of the grasshoppers).

Many years later...

Some ants migrated to the US & other countries, and set up multi-billion dollar companies there.

Hundreds of grasshoppers still died of starvation despite the 'More Special Reservations'.

Losing significant number of hard working ants and free loading the grasshoppers, Malaysia remained a developing country, despite its abundant natural resources.

All because the remaining ANTS were still doing their work .............................

Latest finding showed that almost all the grasshoppers in the political arena and civil service were hoarding corrupt wealth which they refused to share with fellow grasshoppers.

Moral of the story : How to crisp grasshoppers who eat your heart out!

-Fs- This is the reason why the person in black shouting his lungs out in Pusat Dagangan Dunia Putra Kuala Lumpur will always be a Grasshopper!!!!