The Third Bachelor: The King of Words Sooi Jin

Ladies and even more ladies welcome to our third edition of who wants to play the Bachelor game, im sorry for the long delay in updates THANKS to Aaron Yong Kean Loong whom i now call the Fatty King because (lazy go out,lazy go gym,lazy update blog) he said he would do the third bachelor during his holidays and that was last year! and he ended up saying he is too busy...Yeah right if there is one thing Aaron is busy with is his computer and his right hand...


Lets pay tribute to this Fatty King...okok enough about him lets get back to the next bachelor Sooi Jin...

There are a thousand "colorful words" i can use to describe this fine chap but then why go thru all this hassle when this picture above sums up how Sooi Jin is with his friends, but that was before he went to Australia and became the new enhanced Sooi Jin! and so the journey begins

Sooi Jin's Hobbies & Qualities


Hobby 1 : Yum Cha, Yc,Yc,Yc
He is always hungry, and loves going out for a drink or just to chill. There was one period in time Sj couldn't live without going to this place at least once a week...can you guess where? your not a Malaysian if you don't know where this place is...below are some hints...


Yummy spaghetti! still can't guess? next pic then...


A mixture of east and west...still can't guess?


The last pic, special-nya...hahaha...Sooi Jin feel like you want to go murni now? tempting right this pics...they are saying eat me!! eat me!!...

Yc Anytime, Anywhere (literally as distance is no problem for him)...Sj is willing to go as far as Klang in the middle of the night for what he claims to be the best orgasmic fried chicken but sadly it was closed by the time we found it so no orgasmic chicken for us then ( getting lost is a common thing with our gang, so if a gal tells any of us to get lost our reply would be we are lost!!)...

Quality to be shown here:
Girls, he is willing to go the distance just for a fried chicken. Imagine the distance he would go for you? rest assured he will be very willing to bring you around to have the best meals and time in town. You won't hear any complaints about your guy not bringing you out with Sj. So food lovers here is your man.



Hobby 2 : Acting Cute, Or Acting too manly

Isn't he just cute above? he is just like a big cuddly teddy bear no?


See girls you can hug Sj just like this, he is 100% guaranteed to make you feel warm and loved...terms and conditions applied- warranty lasts only the first hour after getting him

WARNING!

But like all bears they have a wild fearsome/scary side, so girls for the love of god do not, i repeat do not ever bring anything ah looi-ish near him or else he turn into this scary bear above...



He will make a good cute jolly Santa Claus, all he needs now is a santarina, any takers?


Sj in all his manness!

Sj being all professional looking...In this picture sooi jin is seen graduating from the Academy of Colorful Vocabulary and Expressions gaining the title of X-Dest Grandmaster *******...

Qualities to be shown here : He can be so cute at times, scary at other times but one thing for sure he is very MAN...scolding left right back front centre below up at anyone who messes with him or did/say anything wrong...Ladies he will defend you both physically (i mean who wants to mess with him, he sits on you and that's it, game over) and verbally (he has more "colorful" words than i have hair on my entire body and im quite hairy)



Hobby 3 : For the love of Drinking!

Nothing get Sj more excited than booze and liquor (either than food and girls of course)...i mean look at his face when he knows its drinking time...looks extremely pleased bordering scary ham sup look...

The Results?
Yuen loong happily posing with Sj after we made him down...can you spot some famous characters from "The Simpson's" in this picture?...

After drinking Sj becomes gay and falls in love with ah looi, isn't that a happy ending?

Even the most nosiest places becomes the most peaceful and comfortable place to sleep...

Drink abit too much and he gets all pokey and touchy...i mean look at him trying to poke some unknown invisible object...Poor delusional jin...don't drink too much...

Warning
When Sj gets high he will have odd requests such as piggy back riding around the house or even

starts trying to hump everyone around him...as in this case...poor danny although he looks like he is thoroughly enjoying the experience...

Qualities to be shown : If you want to see some really funny, weird, stupid stuff then go drink with jin, he makes for a very good drinking partner when your feeling down and need someone to talk to...

So thats the tip of the iceberg of the person we call our King, Sooi jin...So "how now Brown Cow"? If interested please call 012-Xdesthotjin...or subscribe to Xdesthotjin.com to get limited edition Sj in underwear pictures NOW!..



-Fs- Our Lovable King of "vocabulary" is back in Malaysia!! In just a period of one year he has changed a lot and our dear Sj seems to have lost his habit for "speech", i give him one week with us before we start hearing the rainbows,clouds,seas coming out from him...So what do you say? Let X-destify him!!

Welcome back Jin!

Lets play the bachelor game! (Jiun Shyong)

OK.. we got BACHELOR NO.2 here..
this noobie down here actually volunteer to be the next bachelor.

As usually i will write out his best attributes to "promote" him and help him to find "buyers". "Buyes" can put a wager(any type of wager eg. slap, money, kick, lick, etc) on how old he will get a girlfriend.

without futher ado, let's look at Jiun Shyong during his younger days..

He was carrying the "I'm NERD" image proudly... imagine how high his pants would be... hahaha

Jiun Shyong ambitions

I can't remember when this start... Jiun Shyong wanted to be the famous BOSCO, hence the nickname Bosco Wong. Till now i don't see any similarity between them, simply because our good friend here is a very talented "cock" talker.


The term "talk cock" is also the same meaning as "Lan Gu/Chooi Shui/bullshit", well you get the idea. He is the same guy who can give you 1001 EXCUSES no matter what situation he is in.

WHEN THESE 2 SKILLS COMBINE IT WILL GIVE THE BEST BULLSHIT EXCUSE EVER IN THE WORLD!!

At the same time he also want to be a "rich business man/CEO/man who can shake legs and still get money". But to start a business he needed an amount of money to get everything moving, so he wrote a book "EXCUSES for DUMMIES" to get money for his business.

Not bad for a good start right??...hahaha
Call JS to order your book or leave your number on the chat box if your interested..

What makes Jiun Shyong more special than other people?

JS is actually a good piano player but because of his retarded face expression, people tend to get scared when he plays the piano. When he played the piano in SUNWAY PYRAMID, everybody run like it was 2012...notice nobody was around when the picture was taken, i pity the person behind the camera have to witness everything.


From this picture above, we know how terrible JS can kiss a girl. This perverted face would suck the beauty of any living creature. So this is a huge cue for all the single ladies... please teach him how to kiss, if possible do the mouth to mouth lesson ok!!
JS is famous for his ability to sleep in class during lecture hours...lets examine his technique:

1. the common "forehead on arm technique",
caution saliva might leak out.

2. "chin on arm technique",
not suitable for people with jaw problem.

3. "cheek on arm technique",
very save for people who have saliva problem

4.the "double hand method",
a cheaper treatment for facelift.

5. JS best technique,
"the bottle head",
require extreme head balance!!

JS like high end fashion...he like Chanel so much he actually show off his Pink Shades to us. Sometimes i wonder if he is gay or not...haha


JS is a very open guy, if his ballz was feeling kinda hot that day, he'll just lift up a leg and let the wind blow into his pants while singing his favourite song "Put Your Hands Up In The Air". On the other hand our dear Aaron was caught checking out JS butt. I guess every guy would have their unintentional gay moments caught on camera, true?... not for Aaron, hahahah.

Don't be shy, if it's itchy you just gotta scratch it.

Like i said above, JS is an open guy and also open hearted guy. If you need a hug, just find JS!!

Other than being what i stated above, with no doubt Jiun Shyong is very fun and out-going person. He is even more fun to be with when he is drunk...."JUST PUT YOUR HANDS UP"


Even he's drunk he still can do the tango, look at how intensely tight they hold each other...
This is the best picture of him already. So JS don't say i didn't help you....hahaha

Another thing about JS is, he typically have more interest in gurls that wear glasses and have that innocent girl look. He's not crazy... he's juz mentally sick....hahaha

Watcha say people..lets bet when JS will get a girlfren??...

-YLo, it takes me 3 hours to do this.. omgosh, please leave comment people -
-just a simple reminder some of the post are exaggerated and were made just for fun...-

Lets play the bachelor game! (Aaron)

This is how it works...I start off with a random guy of my choice from X-Dest, in this case Aaron since his name is the first to appear in my X-Dest list...Now What happens is i list out Aaron's "best attribute" for all the girls to see with the help of pictures and some commentary...At the end of this little presentation we all put a wager on how old Aaron will get a Girlfriend...the wager can be anything from a slap or a free meal and will be written down in a book that i keep...The next Bachelor will be done by another person...if my guess is correct it will be Aaron doing about me, Hahaha...
"This one really poser but its also me.."
The words Aaron used to describe his display picture, does'nt he look cute? Don't worry girls i will show you his transformation from a boy into a MAN!.

Aaron's Past,Present and Future Ambitions

The picture says it all...Aaron's first ambition began in 2003 or earlier, when he wanted to start a Triad gang and be the "Tai Lou" showing off his Yengness like below...he tried using this gangsterish hairstyle to show off his serious "Tai Lou" look...Alas this dream will never come to fruition as Aaron couldn't even find one follower to follow him (see pic 1 to understand why he had no followers)

Aaron's source of inspiration for his 1st ambition...Aaron always wanted to be the guy on the far right!
This was Aaron second ambition, he really wanted to be a swimsuit model so he tried some time doing amateur photo shoots...This is a classic example of a "swim suit model enjoying the splashes of cool water on his body while stripping down to the bare necessities"...Needless to say what happen next is anyone's guess, there was a rumor that in the next pic he stripped his shirt off and women all over the beach ran screaming like a tsunami was about to hit!!
Aaron was so sad that for the next few days he spent dancing like a Sissy around the beach...If you look closely he looks like he is dancing the waltz with an invisible partner!...
With the first 2 dreams out of the question Aaron finally turned to his last resort...this is Aaron's dream job...he is finally selling "Japanese Cups" directly to the customers...If anyone is wondering what is Japanese Cups please proceed to summit 3rd floor where the cinema is located to a shop at the corner of the snooker area...You will be "surprised"...Aaron currently has a whole collection of it at home which looks like an ordinary gel cream container...
Aaron's current Favourite Cup! (read the pics details...)
Aaron's whole line of products... For more information please call 0123579XXX...Aaron will personally show you how to use the cup and all calls are treated with the utmost privacy...

Aaron's Hobbies
He likes baking...he loves to "mix" with the flour, eggs, alcohol, mayonnaise, ketchup literally...In this picture he is crying when he is scolded for dropping the cake!...
Poor thing he is trying to save the cake he dropped earlier...he is so hungry...so I FEED HIM!!
Look Aaron is so happy...he is so happy that he is eating the cake out of my hands! (Don't ask me why is he not wearing any slippers, he like stepping on the tar road i guess, weird fella)
Even during marcus birthday he is so hungry that winston has to feed him...
In Conclusion Aaron's main hobbies is making cake with his body, being fed cake and having cake face masks!
Aaron is seen here getting services from our local "Kai" or commonly known as bululess danny...Aaron second top hobby! (Danny seems to be having trouble locating his "Lil friend")His last hobby...sleeping like a pig...seriously...a pig like gorrila...gorripig!

Concluding thoughts

Even with all aaron's weird ambitions, Japanese cup selling job, weird cake hobbies and such he is really a nice guy (with a big right hand from over exercising every night with his third leg!!!!) who wants a girl like this...

So all megan fox lookalikes please contact Aaron, he would accept you 100% straight away no questions asked!

For your entertainment!

Ohhhh so cute right his hair...lets watch his video



So lets wager when Aaron gets a gf!...Anyone want to begin?

-Fs- Suppose to be damm busy with my exams and assignments but couldn't take it so i had to do something for the blog...hope you guys enjoy...and to those who have a gf d im doing a special special edition for you guys!!!...