Did the egg or the chicken come first...? who knows but this chicken is damm freaking malnourished...
Wow the amount of juicy pork slices i can make out of this is simply amazing!
If look closely enough you will see a sharp object poking out somewhere...wakakaka
If you look closely enough you will see 2 round circular objects hanging on tightly...wakakak
No wonder chicken side portion sometimes so little...
What can i say the pork has layers and layers of meat/fat to eat all day long...wakaka
So the next time if you were to go to the market and happen to see a chicken and a pork, you should know which one to choose, one provides very little meat while the other provides you with the most cholesterol...this has been a X-dest tutorial on how to shop for chicken and pork...wakakak...Oh yeah i promise the pork the pics wont't go up facebook...but thats just me...i dont know the rest of you...wakakak
Sidenote : Where is the next destination for the new year trip? can everyone agree on one spot?
-fs-
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
X-dest Xmas!!
Woh damm sexy woooooo...wearing the shirt until want to burst d...
Omg all grabbing cl d...all high d...look at all the ham sup faces...
Wtf is this...3 year old mer...? pimp my ride..!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO...its getting hot in here...go get a room lar Xdest sponsor lar...
After the party at kk hotel we went to save aaron...
Ah looi down on the floor d cos he got dump by girls and was drunk like hell
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
feast your eyes on this....
well it seems like FookSiang has done it again...not only he's posing topless, but he has done in a waterfall area...that's not all, he brings the word "POSING" to a completely whole new level...hell yeah!!!
if u send this picture to a "WORST POSING COMPETITION"....those guys will say "wtf man i say no pros allowed la...!!"
Monday, December 15, 2008
Upcoming events! and a funny pic
I know that economy is bad and all but this?? this is outrageous...haha found this at shell at usj 9...picture thanks to weng hong's quick eye who wanted to buy it but got the shock of his life...wakaka...
On a more serious note,
On the 19th this month which means next friday we are going pd...so the current list is me,wh,ylo,jh,danny,aaron,sj,cw(jh say wan),andy?,chris?,kel?marcus as usual "ON LAR ON LAR... at nite he sms me...sorry lar my mother in law birthday so cannot go...hehehe"haiz so again count him out lor but its the mother in law must please her so i understand... anyway before that on thursday cl asks us to go M.O.S...so i will need confirmation on our side...please dont be a Marcus talking big saying you will go and end up not going...OR coming late again (his second mother in law birthday i guess)...details will be released soon...Christmas no dest yet...the ipoh trip is still on hold and the end year genting trip is still in talks so still alot of unconfirmed trips...so i hope to get everyone out one day to settle everythint so i can just easyly plan...thanks...oh yeah forgot to say was suppose to post the poser's pic but my desktop sot sot d...so cant access all the pics...
-fs-
On a more serious note,
On the 19th this month which means next friday we are going pd...so the current list is me,wh,ylo,jh,danny,aaron,sj,cw(jh say wan),andy?,chris?,kel?marcus as usual "ON LAR ON LAR... at nite he sms me...sorry lar my mother in law birthday so cannot go...hehehe"haiz so again count him out lor but its the mother in law must please her so i understand... anyway before that on thursday cl asks us to go M.O.S...so i will need confirmation on our side...please dont be a Marcus talking big saying you will go and end up not going...OR coming late again (his second mother in law birthday i guess)...details will be released soon...Christmas no dest yet...the ipoh trip is still on hold and the end year genting trip is still in talks so still alot of unconfirmed trips...so i hope to get everyone out one day to settle everythint so i can just easyly plan...thanks...oh yeah forgot to say was suppose to post the poser's pic but my desktop sot sot d...so cant access all the pics...
-fs-
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Who am i trying to impersonate? (part 2)
Okay just to get things straight... aaron i quote said this at facebook about this pic at sg gabai "when u all go wor this wan???all dam poser especially fs.." so here is the truth...i didnt know what to pose so i copied someone in our gang's pose again for fun...so can you guess who is it? i have 2 pictures as proof and one of them is xxx rated showing alot of skin...wakakak...so let the guessing begin...answer on saturday
Sidenote: After my exam when im free i will be very active in posting a picture or video for everyweek then its up to the other admins to update something else the rest of the week...i was going thru my old videos and i laughed till i cry when i saw and heard some of our actions and conversation...will be posting them up soon...till then c ya -fs-
Sidenote: After my exam when im free i will be very active in posting a picture or video for everyweek then its up to the other admins to update something else the rest of the week...i was going thru my old videos and i laughed till i cry when i saw and heard some of our actions and conversation...will be posting them up soon...till then c ya -fs-
Danny and Aaron's Exams over Celebration
So the story begins with a normal dinner with danny after his exams which turn out to be a celebration for aaron and his classmates including Guru, jess, winston joined by our very own X-dest including me, marcus, js, cl,jh and of course danny...so it was at tasty pot at sunway and lot of fun things ensue while having dinner with "flying balls", ice cream on danny's shirt thanks to marcus and lots and lots of talking layered with crapz in it...Another interesting event which occured was that jung hann boldly said that he would pay for everyone's meal if he got the green shirt's number and with guru's help it of course was'nt a problem plus the gal was so friendly and willing to give the number BUT JUNG HANN HAD A SHRUNKEN TESTICLES moment and didnt dare to take it...whatttttt larrrrrrrr...
Our next dest was sunway pyramid to watch transporter 3 but im sure as everyone knows our gang without anybody offering to buy the ticket no one would buy...we went there hoping that there would be some tickets left but its a public holiday so no hope...had some fun playing arcade while waiting the reserve tickets to open up but finally gave up when the line grew longer and longer then waited for reinforcements to come in the form of wh,cw,ylo and winnie...after a long delay of talking crap again and the indecision of where to go we eventually decided go hartamas...
(Do you know how rare and hard for our gang to take picture together since we are all guys and guys rarely take pics, so must post this up show off to everyone...Aaron,marcus and jh will give their presents to those who can guess where the hell they got our presents from...)
After driving around and finally parking we decided to walk around and check the scene out...walking past hartamas square and supper club we finally sit down at souled out our favourite drinking place with lots of memories...hahaha for me and danny espcially (around the world,B52, Ak47, alice in wonderlang and corkscrew) but tonight it was just 2 jugs of tiger...
What i imagine our X-dest car stickers would be like...
Cool heineken christmas tree...i dare anyone to drink that much...
After our 2 jugs went around doing stupid stuff (i dont have the video if not i would post it up but soon) feeling hungry we decided to go to Darulsalam in ss15...upon reaching and sitting no one served us for 5 minutes so we "No ****" and just walk away to silva but unfortunately silva was full so walk further down again to AC and it was finally our final stop...I would have stayed there till 4 on purpose not letting danny go back pack...wakakak but "pussy chin wei" wanted to go back so after taking down the evidence in which he admitted he had one we finally all went home speeding almost banging a car who just had a very bad accident in front of ss19 (sorry no pics here but the car was facing horizontally taking up 2 lane space)...
As promised i posted the video of chin wei admiting he is a PUSSY...enjoy...sorry abt the angle i cant change it hopefully ylo can help me change...
Side note-I know the blog has been kinda dead for a long time so new updates will be following soon so stay tune...Announcement alot of upcoming events which i will post the dates and time after my exam so get ready if i call anytime cause we might just go anywhere...You've been warned...
-fs going to fly Pengajian malaysia notes!!-
Our next dest was sunway pyramid to watch transporter 3 but im sure as everyone knows our gang without anybody offering to buy the ticket no one would buy...we went there hoping that there would be some tickets left but its a public holiday so no hope...had some fun playing arcade while waiting the reserve tickets to open up but finally gave up when the line grew longer and longer then waited for reinforcements to come in the form of wh,cw,ylo and winnie...after a long delay of talking crap again and the indecision of where to go we eventually decided go hartamas...
(Do you know how rare and hard for our gang to take picture together since we are all guys and guys rarely take pics, so must post this up show off to everyone...Aaron,marcus and jh will give their presents to those who can guess where the hell they got our presents from...)
After driving around and finally parking we decided to walk around and check the scene out...walking past hartamas square and supper club we finally sit down at souled out our favourite drinking place with lots of memories...hahaha for me and danny espcially (around the world,B52, Ak47, alice in wonderlang and corkscrew) but tonight it was just 2 jugs of tiger...
What i imagine our X-dest car stickers would be like...
Cool heineken christmas tree...i dare anyone to drink that much...
After our 2 jugs went around doing stupid stuff (i dont have the video if not i would post it up but soon) feeling hungry we decided to go to Darulsalam in ss15...upon reaching and sitting no one served us for 5 minutes so we "No ****" and just walk away to silva but unfortunately silva was full so walk further down again to AC and it was finally our final stop...I would have stayed there till 4 on purpose not letting danny go back pack...wakakak but "pussy chin wei" wanted to go back so after taking down the evidence in which he admitted he had one we finally all went home speeding almost banging a car who just had a very bad accident in front of ss19 (sorry no pics here but the car was facing horizontally taking up 2 lane space)...
As promised i posted the video of chin wei admiting he is a PUSSY...enjoy...sorry abt the angle i cant change it hopefully ylo can help me change...
Side note-I know the blog has been kinda dead for a long time so new updates will be following soon so stay tune...Announcement alot of upcoming events which i will post the dates and time after my exam so get ready if i call anytime cause we might just go anywhere...You've been warned...
-fs going to fly Pengajian malaysia notes!!-
Monday, December 1, 2008
The real poser!!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Who am i trying to impersonate?
Monday, November 24, 2008
2 demonstration in KL today(Sunday 23rd)! Guess which one the police stop!
Today there were 2 separate gathering in KL.
First one was pro-ISA the second was anti-ISA
NO points for guessing the right one!!!
YOU GOT IT!!! Of course it was the Anti-ISA one!!!
You have got to be an idiot or living under a rock to get that one wrong!!!
The police today moved in to disperse a group of people who had gathered at a field in Ampang Jaya since 8pm for the launch of an anti-ISA campaign. (you won't get this news on TheStar or NST)
In the process, it is learnt that about seven people have been arrested for failing to disperse.
But on the same day!!!!!
About 500 of the Pewaris (and gang) members held a peaceful gathering outside their meeting place at Wisma Sejarah before going to the Jalan Tun Razak police station to lodge their reports.
Did the police do anything about it?!?!
Was there any arrest??!!?
Worse of all was the way TheStar reported it!!
(hidden at the back end of an article "Malay, Muslim NGOs lodge police reports")
Below is taken for the last part of the article....
Later, about 500 of the coalition’s members held a peacefulgathering outside their meeting place at Wisma Sejarah before going to the Jalan Tun Razak police station to lodge their reports.
During the gathering, a woman who was standing at an overhead pedestrian bridge shouted obscenities at the group.
Some members of the group responded with shouts while otherschased her before they were stopped by policemen.
The group lodged another report against the woman at the police station.
Even what was written above is full of crap and contradicting itself.
First!!! they say it was a peaceful gathering.....then they said the group shouted back and chased her.
Second!!! The Star newspaper reported that the lady "shouted obscenities at the group", but only reported that "the group responded with shouts".
This is a very cowardly way of reporting the news!!!
The group responded in shouts only?!? NO OBSCENITIES OF THEIR OWN!!?!?
(This type of reporting only makes me believe that TheStar is own by MCA and MCA is own by UMNO!!!)
ANYWAY THE REPORT WAS NOT THE TRUE PICTURE OF WHAT REALLY HAPPEN!
I saw the real footage on NTV7 and it showed a group of violent MOB yelling at a poor lady. They chase her, tried to beat her and EVEN STOMP ON HER CAR!!!!
The police did only minimal restrain. (OK Thank God police were there, or else they might just kill her!)
But again NO ARREST?!?!? OR EVEN DISPERSING THE GROUP?!?!
They even had the guts to lodge a police report?!? This is CRAZY!!!
BIGGEST JOKE IS THAT STAR NEWSPAPER CAN CALL IT PEACEFUL GATHERING!!!
QUESTION OF THE DAY!
How many of you out there still believe in what TheStar reports on these days!?!?
QUESTION2!
HOW CAN THE POLICE SHOW THAT MUCH DOUBLE STANDARD ON THE SAME DAY?!?!
- this article is quoted from http://reubenchan.blogspot.com/2008/11/2-demonstration-in-kl-today-guess-which.html whom the owner has no link of any sort to us X-dests -
2 demonstration in KL today(Sunday 23rd)! Guess which one the police stop!
Today there were 2 separate gathering in KL.
First one was pro-ISA the second was anti-ISA
NO points for guessing the right one!!!
YOU GOT IT!!! Of course it was the Anti-ISA one!!!
You have got to be an idiot or living under a rock to get that one wrong!!!
The police today moved in to disperse a group of people who had gathered at a field in Ampang Jaya since 8pm for the launch of an anti-ISA campaign. (you won't get this news on TheStar or NST)
In the process, it is learnt that about seven people have been arrested for failing to disperse.
But on the same day!!!!!
About 500 of the Pewaris (and gang) members held a peaceful gathering outside their meeting place at Wisma Sejarah before going to the Jalan Tun Razak police station to lodge their reports.
Did the police do anything about it?!?!
Was there any arrest??!!?
Worse of all was the way TheStar reported it!!
(hidden at the back end of an article "Malay, Muslim NGOs lodge police reports")
Below is taken for the last part of the article....
Later, about 500 of the coalition’s members held a peacefulgathering outside their meeting place at Wisma Sejarah before going to the Jalan Tun Razak police station to lodge their reports.
During the gathering, a woman who was standing at an overhead pedestrian bridge shouted obscenities at the group.
Some members of the group responded with shouts while otherschased her before they were stopped by policemen.
The group lodged another report against the woman at the police station.
Even what was written above is full of crap and contradicting itself.
First!!! they say it was a peaceful gathering.....then they said the group shouted back and chased her.
Second!!! The Star newspaper reported that the lady "shouted obscenities at the group", but only reported that "the group responded with shouts".
This is a very cowardly way of reporting the news!!!
The group responded in shouts only?!? NO OBSCENITIES OF THEIR OWN!!?!?
(This type of reporting only makes me believe that TheStar is own by MCA and MCA is own by UMNO!!!)
ANYWAY THE REPORT WAS NOT THE TRUE PICTURE OF WHAT REALLY HAPPEN!
I saw the real footage on NTV7 and it showed a group of violent MOB yelling at a poor lady. They chase her, tried to beat her and EVEN STOMP ON HER CAR!!!!
The police did only minimal restrain. (OK Thank God police were there, or else they might just kill her!)
But again NO ARREST?!?!? OR EVEN DISPERSING THE GROUP?!?!
They even had the guts to lodge a police report?!? This is CRAZY!!!
BIGGEST JOKE IS THAT STAR NEWSPAPER CAN CALL IT PEACEFUL GATHERING!!!
QUESTION OF THE DAY!
How many of you out there still believe in what TheStar reports on these days!?!?
QUESTION2!
HOW CAN THE POLICE SHOW THAT MUCH DOUBLE STANDARD ON THE SAME DAY?!?!
First one was pro-ISA the second was anti-ISA
NO points for guessing the right one!!!
YOU GOT IT!!! Of course it was the Anti-ISA one!!!
You have got to be an idiot or living under a rock to get that one wrong!!!
The police today moved in to disperse a group of people who had gathered at a field in Ampang Jaya since 8pm for the launch of an anti-ISA campaign. (you won't get this news on TheStar or NST)
In the process, it is learnt that about seven people have been arrested for failing to disperse.
But on the same day!!!!!
About 500 of the Pewaris (and gang) members held a peaceful gathering outside their meeting place at Wisma Sejarah before going to the Jalan Tun Razak police station to lodge their reports.
Did the police do anything about it?!?!
Was there any arrest??!!?
Worse of all was the way TheStar reported it!!
(hidden at the back end of an article "Malay, Muslim NGOs lodge police reports")
Below is taken for the last part of the article....
Later, about 500 of the coalition’s members held a peacefulgathering outside their meeting place at Wisma Sejarah before going to the Jalan Tun Razak police station to lodge their reports.
During the gathering, a woman who was standing at an overhead pedestrian bridge shouted obscenities at the group.
Some members of the group responded with shouts while otherschased her before they were stopped by policemen.
The group lodged another report against the woman at the police station.
Even what was written above is full of crap and contradicting itself.
First!!! they say it was a peaceful gathering.....then they said the group shouted back and chased her.
Second!!! The Star newspaper reported that the lady "shouted obscenities at the group", but only reported that "the group responded with shouts".
This is a very cowardly way of reporting the news!!!
The group responded in shouts only?!? NO OBSCENITIES OF THEIR OWN!!?!?
(This type of reporting only makes me believe that TheStar is own by MCA and MCA is own by UMNO!!!)
ANYWAY THE REPORT WAS NOT THE TRUE PICTURE OF WHAT REALLY HAPPEN!
I saw the real footage on NTV7 and it showed a group of violent MOB yelling at a poor lady. They chase her, tried to beat her and EVEN STOMP ON HER CAR!!!!
The police did only minimal restrain. (OK Thank God police were there, or else they might just kill her!)
But again NO ARREST?!?!? OR EVEN DISPERSING THE GROUP?!?!
They even had the guts to lodge a police report?!? This is CRAZY!!!
BIGGEST JOKE IS THAT STAR NEWSPAPER CAN CALL IT PEACEFUL GATHERING!!!
QUESTION OF THE DAY!
How many of you out there still believe in what TheStar reports on these days!?!?
QUESTION2!
HOW CAN THE POLICE SHOW THAT MUCH DOUBLE STANDARD ON THE SAME DAY?!?!
- this article is quoted from http://reubenchan.blogspot.com/2008/11/2-demonstration-in-kl-today-guess-which.html whom the owner has no link of any sort to us X-dests -
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
BWM 5 Series
This new BMW 5 series i suggest to you all don't buy..y??
Cause its equipped with NIGHT VISION(look at the pic above)..Imagine one night u were driving and it was dark(roads in malaysia are either not lit up or lights are not working) you decided to switch on your NIGHT VISION to have a better view of your surroundings and for safety purposes, as you were driving you notice a figure in the NIGHT VISION screen which would normally indicates that there's either a PERSON or something SOLID ahead..so u took notice of it and passes through it only to find out that there was nothing there outside your window...creepy..
For people like me which never had a first encounter(don't wish to have 1)..buying this car would actually increase your chances of you know what!!haha..just look at the advertisement heading la..''PICKS UP WHAT YOUR HEADLIGHTS DON'T''..
Monday, November 10, 2008
Confirm Pass if I mark..hehe
LOL.sejarah, those were the days when we use to 'worship' if not 'idolize' Mr. Daiva but not anymore cause all of us pass our sejarah paper with flying colours..But this joker here from a well know school in Melaka(actually my father's school too) decided to add some twist into history..haha..
Click the images to enlarge..read slowy cause his hand writing is worse than mine..keke..
p/s : this is not the 1st time we seen people doing this remember but its still funny/enjoying/entertaining/disgusted/pityfull/shamefull and wonderfull ..hehe
Click the images to enlarge..read slowy cause his hand writing is worse than mine..keke..
p/s : this is not the 1st time we seen people doing this remember but its still funny/enjoying/entertaining/disgusted/pityfull/shamefull and wonderfull ..hehe
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
You gotta see this!!
i wish those were real guys up there.....FookSiang...fahamfaham la.....
This is the list of names u SHOULD name ur children!!
Hey....if you pray harder...he'll giv u McChicken....well mayb
**ps---this post will get rid of looi's face down there...juz in case if your wondering
Hey....if you pray harder...he'll giv u McChicken....well mayb
**ps---this post will get rid of looi's face down there...juz in case if your wondering
>>to looi - dun worry i'll repost bout you soon....
-YLo-
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Karangan Budak Darjah 4
Ok this will be the last one from me..who knows when i will be posting again.haha..
Its quite long but a very good one..ppl like wh n js no need waste yr time la coz i noe you see how long also you won't bother to read edi wan..
Pagi itu pagi minggu.
Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga
mencapai takat suhu beku.
Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi
sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip
tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan
dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api
kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu
emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke
pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas
emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali
dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju
untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan
sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu
letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.
Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya
ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru
dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia
melanggar emak saya. Emak saya
tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia
menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya
naik semula dan mengejar lori
tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di
belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu
lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia
pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama
dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula
terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju
iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda
kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat
menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori
itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi
jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang
feri itu yang seramai 100 orang
semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat
marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi
Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.
Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di
dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka
bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa
sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands
dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia
melanggar pemandu feri yang telah
bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu
feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu
terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri
itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut
melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf
dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan
tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya
masih marah. Dia menyendengkan
helikopternya dan mengerat tangan
pemandu lori itu dengan kipas
helikopter. Pemandu lori itu
menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi.
Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke
Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke
tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di
dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori
itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak
saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu
lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian
kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat
lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang
kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota
polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat
lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni
tempat kejadian kerana ingin
mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.
Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan
orang ramai lalu dia menjerit
menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang
ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke
pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi
yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya
menceritakan kejadian itu kepada
penjual daging. Penjual daging dan
peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang
mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut
dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus
berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu
penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami
pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang
paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat
sebelum saya mati.
KESIMPULAN :: GILE GHUPENYE DAK NEH!
Its quite long but a very good one..ppl like wh n js no need waste yr time la coz i noe you see how long also you won't bother to read edi wan..
Pagi itu pagi minggu.
Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga
mencapai takat suhu beku.
Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi
sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip
tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam
batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan
dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api
kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu
emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke
pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas
emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali
dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju
untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan
sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu
letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.
Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya
ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru
dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia
melanggar emak saya. Emak saya
tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia
menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya
naik semula dan mengejar lori
tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di
belakang emak saya kerana takut emak
saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu
lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia
pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama
dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula
terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju
iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda
kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat
menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori
itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi
jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah
feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang
feri itu yang seramai 100 orang
semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat
marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi
Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori.
Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di
dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar
menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka
bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak
puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa
sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands
dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia
melanggar pemandu feri yang telah
bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu
feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar
menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu
terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri
itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut
melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf
dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan
tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya
masih marah. Dia menyendengkan
helikopternya dan mengerat tangan
pemandu lori itu dengan kipas
helikopter. Pemandu lori itu
menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi.
Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke
Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke
tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul
pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya
sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di
dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori
itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak
saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu
lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian
kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat
lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang
kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota
polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat
lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni
tempat kejadian kerana ingin
mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.
Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan
orang ramai lalu dia menjerit
menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang
ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke
pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi
yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya
menceritakan kejadian itu kepada
penjual daging. Penjual daging dan
peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang
mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut
dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus
berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu
penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami
pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang
paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat
sebelum saya mati.
KESIMPULAN :: GILE GHUPENYE DAK NEH!
2008 Karaoke 9 Finalists Results
Very funny !
1. Mahathir's favourite song: My Way
2. Pak Lah: Dream, Dream, Dream
3.Najib: Your Cheating Heart
4.Tengku Razaleigh: I Believe I Can Fly
5. Khairy: Money, Money, Money
6.IGP: I'll Be Watching You
7. Anwar: Winds Of Change
8. Saiful: I Swear
And the winner is:-
9. Syed Hamid: Oh Carol, I'm Nothing But A Fool
1. Mahathir's favourite song: My Way
2. Pak Lah: Dream, Dream, Dream
3.Najib: Your Cheating Heart
4.Tengku Razaleigh: I Believe I Can Fly
5. Khairy: Money, Money, Money
6.IGP: I'll Be Watching You
7. Anwar: Winds Of Change
8. Saiful: I Swear
And the winner is:-
9. Syed Hamid: Oh Carol, I'm Nothing But A Fool
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Bravo Malaysians....
Was just running through my e-mails and found this 1..from my mum with yet another example of malaysian's command in english..just tought of sharing it with you guys..so here goes..
Dear,Mr.Magen
Dear,Mr.Magen
Good Morning..!!!
Refer to attachment it's a Ware House Emergency Evacuation Route Map and as you can see that the distained
Fire Extingshuer & Hose Rail but on Tuesday 14th go a round at Ware House 2 togather check with you and Rajan no finding 2unit of the Fire Extingshuer at the place.
Please check with Fire Fighter Consultant to request them check all SAMM area must in good condition with proper arrangement the Fire Extingshuer distained area B4 Bomba come next week.
Also inform regarding how they manage the Fire Extingshuer cyclinder found at QA room too many.
Sulaiman.
Dog crying pain!!
Ever heard a dog cry in pain??well watch this and see for yourself..
p/s : Gurru this video is uploaded so that i can laugh at you everyday watching it..lolz..
sorry the video quite lag after i uploaded it..dunnoe why..
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Bukit tabur then and this sunday!
The 6 man show getting ready for the hike!
Hey marcus was also here..what a liar say didnt want to come wan ar? oh well after that he went chasing after another female monkey!
Hey marcus was also here..what a liar say didnt want to come wan ar? oh well after that he went chasing after another female monkey!
What we learnt during our climb, TEAMWORK!
What we made over there, FRIENDSHIP!
What we had to overcome, FEAR of heights (500m fall you know) and climbing skills!
What we saw,The most serene 2 looking humps in the morning.
What we want to forget, Christian and yuen loong "taking it to new heights"....swt...nightmares!!!
What we made over there, FRIENDSHIP!
What we had to overcome, FEAR of heights (500m fall you know) and climbing skills!
What we saw,The most serene 2 looking humps in the morning.
What we want to forget, Christian and yuen loong "taking it to new heights"....swt...nightmares!!!
This what we have to offer you when you join us on our next trip to East Tabur!! More updates and videos to come...This is a small update from fs and wh! Oh yeah this saturday movie Max payne let you guys in on the details soon sms me friday!
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