Wednesday, March 31, 2010
OMG he said it!!!!
WOW just WOW..look at him go.haha. Really just had to put this up for public viewing..LOL.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Ants and Grasshopper story
Old version
An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.
A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.
Came winter, the ant was warm, comfortable and had no shortage of food.
The grasshopper had no proper shelter, no stored food, and couldn't find anything to eat from the snow-covered ground. So it died and the story ended.
Moral of the story : BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF!
Modern Version
An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.
A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.
Came winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and demanded to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while he was cold and starving.
TV1, TV2 & TV3 showed up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper alongside to a video clip of the ant in his comfortable home with a table full of food.
The majority of the Malaysian Parliamentarians were stunned by the sharp contrast. How could this poor grasshopper be allowed to suffer?
Khairy staged a demonstration in front of the ant's nest.
Nazri went on a hunger strike along with other grasshoppers demanding that they be relocated to warmer climate area during winter.
The Malaysia Government immediately passed a law forbidding all ants from working hard in the summer so as to bring about equality of poverty between ants and grasshoppers.
Hishammudin increased 'More Special Reservations' for grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services..
The ant was fined for failing to share 30% of his food with the grasshopper. The Prime Minister announced that this was part of the NEP. No ant should question it. (Don't forget, Tax Audits were introduced and targeted at certain individuals who were eventually penalised heavily for not contributing enough to the well-being of the grasshoppers).
Many years later...
Some ants migrated to the US & other countries, and set up multi-billion dollar companies there.
Hundreds of grasshoppers still died of starvation despite the 'More Special Reservations'.
Losing significant number of hard working ants and free loading the grasshoppers, Malaysia remained a developing country, despite its abundant natural resources.
An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.
A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.
Came winter, the ant was warm, comfortable and had no shortage of food.
The grasshopper had no proper shelter, no stored food, and couldn't find anything to eat from the snow-covered ground. So it died and the story ended.
Moral of the story : BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOURSELF!
Modern Version
An ant worked hard in the sweltering heat all summer, building its nest and laying up supplies for the winter.
A grasshopper thought the ant was stupid not knowing how to enjoy life. It spent its days laughing, singing & dancing thoroughly enjoying the summer.
Came winter, the shivering grasshopper called a press conference and demanded to know why the ant should be warm and well fed while he was cold and starving.
TV1, TV2 & TV3 showed up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper alongside to a video clip of the ant in his comfortable home with a table full of food.
The majority of the Malaysian Parliamentarians were stunned by the sharp contrast. How could this poor grasshopper be allowed to suffer?
Khairy staged a demonstration in front of the ant's nest.
Nazri went on a hunger strike along with other grasshoppers demanding that they be relocated to warmer climate area during winter.
The Malaysia Government immediately passed a law forbidding all ants from working hard in the summer so as to bring about equality of poverty between ants and grasshoppers.
Hishammudin increased 'More Special Reservations' for grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services..
The ant was fined for failing to share 30% of his food with the grasshopper. The Prime Minister announced that this was part of the NEP. No ant should question it. (Don't forget, Tax Audits were introduced and targeted at certain individuals who were eventually penalised heavily for not contributing enough to the well-being of the grasshoppers).
Many years later...
Some ants migrated to the US & other countries, and set up multi-billion dollar companies there.
Hundreds of grasshoppers still died of starvation despite the 'More Special Reservations'.
Losing significant number of hard working ants and free loading the grasshoppers, Malaysia remained a developing country, despite its abundant natural resources.
All because the remaining ANTS were still doing their work .............................
Latest finding showed that almost all the grasshoppers in the political arena and civil service were hoarding corrupt wealth which they refused to share with fellow grasshoppers.
Moral of the story : How to crisp grasshoppers who eat your heart out!
-Fs- This is the reason why the person in black shouting his lungs out in Pusat Dagangan Dunia Putra Kuala Lumpur will always be a Grasshopper!!!!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Danny's Story
This is the story of how Danny met a freaking fairy god mother..
Here is how the story begin..
This is danny.
This is his favourite eating place called "The Majestic Mamak"
And this is his favourite food.The Special mamak nasi goreng chicken maryland fried rice.
One day danny was at his favourite mamak and sitting at his favourite place ordering his favourite food..He waited!!1
And waited..
AND WAITED!!!!!
Till he couldn't wait no more..
Danny was loosing his patience..
Finally Danny was at bursting point..He did something no other people would do given the situation he was in..It went something like....
This...
The owner of the mamak named LOOI seeing the actions of Danny gave him a beating and banish him forever from the Majestic Mamak..So from that day onwards Danny he did what he knows best..
He SULK....
Danny sulk till his face was not lookable as said by some people.
From that day Danny had no choice but to eat in a crappy mamak..Till one fine day he couldn't take it anymore.Danny screamed "GOD if you are out there..Why why did you bring this upon me." To dannys' suprise a voice answered him "I didnt..."
Danny replied "What??Who is that?
The Voice answered "I'm GOD and i didnt bring this upon you.You brought this upon yourself.If only you had a little bit more patience..Now do you know your mistake and would you repent??"
Danny said "Yes please..i really need to eat at that mamak"
GOD said "ok i will send you someone I can spare to help you"
Phoof!!! came the FAIRY GOD MOTHER(FGM)
FGM told Danny he could have 2 wishes that she may grant him.
Danny asked "Why only 2 wish?people from fairy tale gets 3 wishes.."
FGM replied "Well usually only girls need wishes and this is so not a fairy tale so shut up and just accept my wishes will you??"
Danny answered "ok" with a sad yet cunning face.
"ok what will be your 1st wish??"FGM asked.
"For my 1st wish i wish i could eat at my favourite Majestic Mamak."said Danny.
"And your second wish?"asked FGM.
"Hmm for my second wish...I wish i'll meet the girl of my dreams"Danny said
"Good luck with that.uh hum no no wait lol i was just joking swt..okok describe to me the girls of your dreams." said FGM
Danny replied "dont you know the girl of my dreams?"
FGM said "Jesus Christ who do you think I am??GOD??im only a fairy god mother kid"
Danny Shamefully answered "ok she has to be short so i can hug her head with my chest without needing to press her down and it would also be easier to you know..ehh hmmm .Cute but hot at the same time.And when she puts make ups on she would look like a totally different person..
FGM said "weird but ok i can do that."
Phoof the FGM turnes Danny into a mouse..
Danny screamed "What the F*** is this??Im a god dam mouse for pete sake..why did you turn me into a mouse??
FGM replied "Well turning you into a mouse would make it easier for you to sneak into your mamak and eat your favourite food.
Danny said " But I want to eat in that mamak as human freely..This is so not what I wanted at all..Turn me back now..
"Sorry" said FGM "I cant change you back..my powers are limited..Im not GOD or Allah or Budahha you know.But I can give you something extra..said FGM.
Ok fine anything would be better than this." said Danny
Phoof...FGM made danny a full human size mouse and added wings on danny's back to give him the ability to fly away quickly if some people wants or will try to kill him.
FGM said " There this is the best I can do and as for your second wish i have already granted it..she will appear soon enough..just be PATIENCE ok!!!!
Danny replied "ok thanks but i think you just ruined my life.
FGM said "arr you are welcome dont worry mouse only have a 5 years lifespan..everything will be over soon ok my darling." and FGM vanish away into the thin air.
Danny's jaw was open so wide that it could almost touched the ground when he heared that.
So Danny after transforming into a human sized mouse/rat went into his favourite mamak..Everyone was looking and laughing thinking that he must have just came from a costume party.Which is why everyone just ignored him.
While eating his nasi goreng Danny saw just across his table..there was a group of girls celebrating nonsense just like they always do.Danny shut his eyes closer to look carefully at that table.
And there she was..the love of Danny's life..The girls of his dreams.She was prfect for him..
She's short
She's cute yet
hot at the same time.
and also when she puts on make up she looks totally like a diffrent person.
So Danny and Audrey lived happily ever after for 5 long mouse years..
Off course the part how they got together is not important because this is the story of how Danny met a Fairy God Mother...Booyaa matherfaker!!
-THE END-
Written by Aaron
Published by Aaron
Creative Art work Aaron
Initiator JS & SJ
Pic hunting by Aaron
This picture is posted up here to remind myself of the things i need to achieve..
p/s : All of the above story are fictional and has nothing to do with anything that is happening in the real world..and also I totally got all the pics from Audrey's blog..enjoy!!
Here is how the story begin..
This is danny.
This is his favourite eating place called "The Majestic Mamak"
And this is his favourite food.The Special mamak nasi goreng chicken maryland fried rice.
One day danny was at his favourite mamak and sitting at his favourite place ordering his favourite food..He waited!!1
And waited..
AND WAITED!!!!!
Till he couldn't wait no more..
Danny was loosing his patience..
Finally Danny was at bursting point..He did something no other people would do given the situation he was in..It went something like....
This...
The owner of the mamak named LOOI seeing the actions of Danny gave him a beating and banish him forever from the Majestic Mamak..So from that day onwards Danny he did what he knows best..
He SULK....
Danny sulk till his face was not lookable as said by some people.
From that day Danny had no choice but to eat in a crappy mamak..Till one fine day he couldn't take it anymore.Danny screamed "GOD if you are out there..Why why did you bring this upon me." To dannys' suprise a voice answered him "I didnt..."
Danny replied "What??Who is that?
The Voice answered "I'm GOD and i didnt bring this upon you.You brought this upon yourself.If only you had a little bit more patience..Now do you know your mistake and would you repent??"
Danny said "Yes please..i really need to eat at that mamak"
GOD said "ok i will send you someone I can spare to help you"
Phoof!!! came the FAIRY GOD MOTHER(FGM)
FGM told Danny he could have 2 wishes that she may grant him.
Danny asked "Why only 2 wish?people from fairy tale gets 3 wishes.."
FGM replied "Well usually only girls need wishes and this is so not a fairy tale so shut up and just accept my wishes will you??"
Danny answered "ok" with a sad yet cunning face.
"ok what will be your 1st wish??"FGM asked.
"For my 1st wish i wish i could eat at my favourite Majestic Mamak."said Danny.
"And your second wish?"asked FGM.
"Hmm for my second wish...I wish i'll meet the girl of my dreams"Danny said
"Good luck with that.uh hum no no wait lol i was just joking swt..okok describe to me the girls of your dreams." said FGM
Danny replied "dont you know the girl of my dreams?"
FGM said "Jesus Christ who do you think I am??GOD??im only a fairy god mother kid"
Danny Shamefully answered "ok she has to be short so i can hug her head with my chest without needing to press her down and it would also be easier to you know..ehh hmmm .Cute but hot at the same time.And when she puts make ups on she would look like a totally different person..
FGM said "weird but ok i can do that."
Phoof the FGM turnes Danny into a mouse..
Danny screamed "What the F*** is this??Im a god dam mouse for pete sake..why did you turn me into a mouse??
FGM replied "Well turning you into a mouse would make it easier for you to sneak into your mamak and eat your favourite food.
Danny said " But I want to eat in that mamak as human freely..This is so not what I wanted at all..Turn me back now..
"Sorry" said FGM "I cant change you back..my powers are limited..Im not GOD or Allah or Budahha you know.But I can give you something extra..said FGM.
Ok fine anything would be better than this." said Danny
Phoof...FGM made danny a full human size mouse and added wings on danny's back to give him the ability to fly away quickly if some people wants or will try to kill him.
FGM said " There this is the best I can do and as for your second wish i have already granted it..she will appear soon enough..just be PATIENCE ok!!!!
Danny replied "ok thanks but i think you just ruined my life.
FGM said "arr you are welcome dont worry mouse only have a 5 years lifespan..everything will be over soon ok my darling." and FGM vanish away into the thin air.
Danny's jaw was open so wide that it could almost touched the ground when he heared that.
So Danny after transforming into a human sized mouse/rat went into his favourite mamak..Everyone was looking and laughing thinking that he must have just came from a costume party.Which is why everyone just ignored him.
While eating his nasi goreng Danny saw just across his table..there was a group of girls celebrating nonsense just like they always do.Danny shut his eyes closer to look carefully at that table.
And there she was..the love of Danny's life..The girls of his dreams.She was prfect for him..
She's short
She's cute yet
hot at the same time.
and also when she puts on make up she looks totally like a diffrent person.
So Danny and Audrey lived happily ever after for 5 long mouse years..
Off course the part how they got together is not important because this is the story of how Danny met a Fairy God Mother...Booyaa matherfaker!!
-THE END-
Written by Aaron
Published by Aaron
Creative Art work Aaron
Initiator JS & SJ
Pic hunting by Aaron
This picture is posted up here to remind myself of the things i need to achieve..
p/s : All of the above story are fictional and has nothing to do with anything that is happening in the real world..and also I totally got all the pics from Audrey's blog..enjoy!!
Monday, March 22, 2010
Don't Brag
An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian Chinese are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.
He says "Tiu Nia Ma! (translated..f*** your mother) In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
-fs- don't brag in front of the wrong people...Im looking at you monkey...
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Where to Cross The Border?
Crossing Countries Borders and the penalties!
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:
- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!
-Fs- A joke which i received...i know whats aaron going to say about this already...
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:
- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!
-Fs- A joke which i received...i know whats aaron going to say about this already...
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Danny 21 till 22
Danny's officially 22 this year already! Congratulations your one step closer to getting older getting married with Audrey and getting kids!! Below is his 21st glorious pictures while waiting for his 22nd glorious video...
Things this year may not have been so "fun" as his 21's but then we get see something that danny's NEVER done before. So lets wait for Yuen loong to get the videos done.-fs- Aaron past the vid to ylo
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