Danny's Story

This is the story of how Danny met a freaking fairy god mother..

Here is how the story begin..

This is danny.
This is his favourite eating place called "The Majestic Mamak"
And this is his favourite food.The Special mamak nasi goreng chicken maryland fried rice.
One day danny was at his favourite mamak and sitting at his favourite place ordering his favourite food..He waited!!1
And waited..
AND WAITED!!!!!
Till he couldn't wait no more..
Danny was loosing his patience..
Finally Danny was at bursting point..He did something no other people would do given the situation he was in..It went something like....
This...
The owner of the mamak named LOOI seeing the actions of Danny gave him a beating and banish him forever from the Majestic Mamak..So from that day onwards Danny he did what he knows best..
He SULK....
Danny sulk till his face was not lookable as said by some people.
From that day Danny had no choice but to eat in a crappy mamak..Till one fine day he couldn't take it anymore.Danny screamed "GOD if you are out there..Why why did you bring this upon me." To dannys' suprise a voice answered him "I didnt..."
Danny replied "What??Who is that?
The Voice answered "I'm GOD and i didnt bring this upon you.You brought this upon yourself.If only you had a little bit more patience..Now do you know your mistake and would you repent??"
Danny said "Yes please..i really need to eat at that mamak"
GOD said "ok i will send you someone I can spare to help you"
Phoof!!! came the FAIRY GOD MOTHER(FGM)
FGM told Danny he could have 2 wishes that she may grant him.
Danny asked "Why only 2 wish?people from fairy tale gets 3 wishes.."
FGM replied "Well usually only girls need wishes and this is so not a fairy tale so shut up and just accept my wishes will you??"
Danny answered "ok" with a sad yet cunning face.
"ok what will be your 1st wish??"FGM asked.
"For my 1st wish i wish i could eat at my favourite Majestic Mamak."said Danny.
"And your second wish?"asked FGM.
"Hmm for my second wish...I wish i'll meet the girl of my dreams"Danny said
"Good luck with that.uh hum no no wait lol i was just joking swt..okok describe to me the girls of your dreams." said FGM
Danny replied "dont you know the girl of my dreams?"
FGM said "Jesus Christ who do you think I am??GOD??im only a fairy god mother kid"
Danny Shamefully answered "ok she has to be short so i can hug her head with my chest without needing to press her down and it would also be easier to you know..ehh hmmm .Cute but hot at the same time.And when she puts make ups on she would look like a totally different person..
FGM said "weird but ok i can do that."
Phoof the FGM turnes Danny into a mouse..
Danny screamed "What the F*** is this??Im a god dam mouse for pete sake..why did you turn me into a mouse??
FGM replied "Well turning you into a mouse would make it easier for you to sneak into your mamak and eat your favourite food.
Danny said " But I want to eat in that mamak as human freely..This is so not what I wanted at all..Turn me back now..
"Sorry" said FGM "I cant change you back..my powers are limited..Im not GOD or Allah or Budahha you know.But I can give you something extra..said FGM.
Ok fine anything would be better than this." said Danny
Phoof...FGM made danny a full human size mouse and added wings on danny's back to give him the ability to fly away quickly if some people wants or will try to kill him.
FGM said " There this is the best I can do and as for your second wish i have already granted it..she will appear soon enough..just be PATIENCE ok!!!!
Danny replied "ok thanks but i think you just ruined my life.
FGM said "arr you are welcome dont worry mouse only have a 5 years lifespan..everything will be over soon ok my darling." and FGM vanish away into the thin air.
Danny's jaw was open so wide that it could almost touched the ground when he heared that.

So Danny after transforming into a human sized mouse/rat went into his favourite mamak..Everyone was looking and laughing thinking that he must have just came from a costume party.Which is why everyone just ignored him.
While eating his nasi goreng Danny saw just across his table..there was a group of girls celebrating nonsense just like they always do.Danny shut his eyes closer to look carefully at that table.
And there she was..the love of Danny's life..The girls of his dreams.She was prfect for him..
She's short
She's cute yet
hot at the same time.
and also when she puts on make up she looks totally like a diffrent person.
So Danny and Audrey lived happily ever after for 5 long mouse years..
Off course the part how they got together is not important because this is the story of how Danny met a Fairy God Mother...Booyaa matherfaker!!



-THE END-


Written by Aaron
Published by Aaron
Creative Art work Aaron
Initiator JS & SJ
Pic hunting by Aaron


This picture is posted up here to remind myself of the things i need to achieve..

p/s : All of the above story are fictional and has nothing to do with anything that is happening in the real world..and also I totally got all the pics from Audrey's blog..enjoy!!

Don't Brag

An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian Chinese are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finished his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi.

He says "Tiu Nia Ma! (translated..f*** your mother) In KL we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

-fs- don't brag in front of the wrong people...Im looking at you monkey...

Where to Cross The Border?

Crossing Countries Borders and the penalties!

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

YOU GET:

- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,

Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!

-Fs- A joke which i received...i know whats aaron going to say about this already...

Danny 21 till 22

Danny's officially 22 this year already! Congratulations your one step closer to getting older getting married with Audrey and getting kids!! Below is his 21st glorious pictures while waiting for his 22nd glorious video...



Things this year may not have been so "fun" as his 21's but then we get see something that danny's NEVER done before. So lets wait for Yuen loong to get the videos done.

-fs- Aaron past the vid to ylo

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2010

from X-Dest

Best of wishes to everyone

Enjoy this year of the

For You entertaiment...

Hasbro = Terrorism?


Need milk?
Sj and looi...enough said...

Aaron's face...at clubs...lolz

Be careful of bad bananas...hahaha

Poor cute lil thing...needs a hug...

DEATHSTAR!!!! Weng hong, yuen loong and noob "Tesco" Marcus...

Yuen loong i see a sushi roll in your pocket!!


Aaron i guess you need to have more money than sense to get this car then?

Go Obama!!
Woh nice hair dude...gay hair!! yet millions of girls love/adore/fantasize/worship him

*Sob*...do what you have to do before its too late...

Im "stressed" out by the picture...hahaha

-Fs- can i jump off a bridge?...the world seem abit quieter today...i think im crazy...

Always Ask, Never Assume

With his request to do a photo shoot of a nearby pass approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hangar.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'

-fs- Guess its always better to ask then to just jump right in if not its OH SHITZ time..