Tuesday, January 22, 2008

X-destination goes to Rawang..Again!!







To celebrate the leaving of jung hann!!.I mean ummm a celebration for all the years we have been friends and the many more years we will be and we will sorely miss the irritating Y? Y? Y? and his never ending questions which follow when you just answered him.But this Friday the 25 of january is all about having fun right guys!! so we will party till the morning dawns on us and there is nothing to spoil a great night for a great friend that can never be found anywhere else.

My planned activity (in my mind)
1)Jh has a full meal
2)Jh performs in a water stunt involving a tazer being shot at him
3)Jh runs trying to escape some crazed maniac (including me)from spraying him with surprise
4)Jh performs for us with a nice nifty trick involving Molotov cocktails
5)Jh is then escorted to the nearest hospital which i hope is quite near

Dont worry dude,this is just a small part of my elaborate scheme. It may not even come true. So have fun,Wohooooooooooooo party!! party!! party !! The night is all yours!!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

X-Destination's Friendship PEEING Day ! Official 15th of January Every Year ! Haha ! =p







Common all yo, common all yo,

To all X-Destinationans, yo yo yo,

This is a very special message to all of u yo yos. .

Our friendship is like PEEING in our pants. .

Everybody can see it. .

But. .

Only YOU can FEEL it. .


So, lets PEE more in our pants to show our appreication to our fellow X-Destinationans. . =D

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Why The Boss Fire His Secretary ?


Why I fired my secretary...

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday,
and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway.I went to breakfast
knowing my wife
would be pleasant and say "HappyBirthday,"
and probably have a present for me. She
didn't even say"Good Morning,"
let alone any "HappyBirthday."

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the
children will remember." The children came
in to breakfast anddidn't say a word. When
I started to leave for the office I was feeling
pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary,
Janet, said, "Good morning,boss. Happy
Birthday." And I felt alittle better; someone had
remembered. I worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, justyouand me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to
the country to a little private place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to g oback to
the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."After arriving
at her apartmentshe said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroomand slip into something more
comfortable."

"Sure," I replied excitedly.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came outcarrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...

on the couch...

NAKED.


THE END.

Friday, January 11, 2008

while waiting for ur PD summary here is somethin fun to see

IS SHE TURNING CLOCK WISE OR ANTI-CLOCK WISE ?
click the image to see it go turn-turn.....

mostly le...normal people or left brain user will see it turn clock wise, if u can see it turn anti-clockwise this is good cause it means your right brain is working properly....
left-handed maybe can see anti-clock but can't see clock wise....