Why The Boss Fire His Secretary ?

Why I fired my secretary...

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday,
and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway.I went to breakfast
knowing my wife
would be pleasant and say "HappyBirthday,"
and probably have a present for me. She
didn't even say"Good Morning,"
let alone any "HappyBirthday."

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the
children will remember." The children came
in to breakfast anddidn't say a word. When
I started to leave for the office I was feeling
pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary,
Janet, said, "Good morning,boss. Happy
Birthday." And I felt alittle better; someone had
remembered. I worked until noon.

Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, justyouand me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day. Let's go."

We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to
the country to a little private place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to g oback to
the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."After arriving
at her apartmentshe said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroomand slip into something more
comfortable."

"Sure," I replied excitedly.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came outcarrying a big birthday cake, followed by
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing
Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...

on the couch...

NAKED.


THE END.