Pick Up Lines....

Here is some useful lines.....(chances-10%....to get a slap!!)

• Be unique and different, say yes.


• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


• You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.


• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  
• (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.


• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.


• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!


• (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

More...??....of coz there is more....
(Chances-60% to fail)

• Do you want to see something swell?


• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?


• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.


• So, you're a girl huh?


• Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


• You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case


• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?


• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?


• Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus


• You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?


• My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.