something to make u chuckle...

aaron... i dedicate the last ad for you.

-YLo-

Happy 20th Birthday To The Twins!!!

Happy Birthday To The Twins Weng Hong And Andy From Everyone Here at X-Dest!!!

(Twins with different fathers and different mother too!)

Some Fun Facts About their birthday

1. Both of them was born on the 22nd of june 1988 and their date of conception was on or about 30th September 1987 which was a Wednesday. (The day their parents got eh-hmmm busy "working hard")
2. Their birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/17/1988 and ending 2/5/1989.
3. Their age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.8587084148728 years old (Felt like comparing them to a dogs age,haha).
4. Their Native American Zodiac sign is Woodpecker (This suits Andy well with a part of his body always pecking at gals).
5. The Mayan Calendar long count date of their birthday is 12.18.15.2.10 which is 12 baktun 18 katun 15 tun 2 uinal 10 kin (What a mouthful to say when someone ask you your birthday)
6. They are 631,122,005 seconds old.(Thats alot of seconds there,feel old enough?)
   
7. The cake will have 20 candles.Those 20 candles produce 20 BTUs,or 5,040 calories of heat (that's only 5.0400 food Calories!) .You can boil 2.29 ounces of water with that many candles.(Something we can do with the candles after your done blowing them out)

Guess we know why weng hong doesn't have a girlfriend,I swear on his 20th birthday i will make him a real "Man".(Btw im straight but since he likes to take pictures with me,well i will make an exception)
Andy with his "part time lover". Looks like both of them are having a good time especially yuen looi having fun pinching andy's "sensual spot".Wonder whats andy right hand doing anyway?I bet for andy's birthday their having fun at "the back".
Here Are Both Your Big Two Birthday Muffins From everyone at X-Dest , Wishing you the best in everything you guys do and always know that we are always friends thru thick and thin no matter what.



Fs here,signing off (Don't angry with the ah looi thingy,andy and to weng hong about the man thingy)

I LOVE MY LIFE..HATE BAR-CELONA!!!

No words can describe my happiness..

Guess the Cup size...guys show ur skillzzzz

haha...enuf bout kukujiao...now time for something else, let's see hu got the right size....

clue -- dun stare at it too much...hehe










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weeheehe...look at my cute butt...

It's just so FUN to get the facts right.. Hahahahahahaas.. =D

Quote from Fook Siang :


I saw them doing something they shouldn't have been doing..Under the bedsheets

they were holding each other's Joysticks!!..Guess who are they..One of them have

"Big Ear's", the other is the most honest guy I've known..try to guess the pic above

exclusively from "fs"..

Response from Big Ear's :

Click on the picture, zoom in, and ENJOY.. !! =D

p/s: Even though I'm having exams, I AM STILL ALIVE.. !! Hahahahahaas.. ;p

Nice Comfy Breathable Underwear!!

Who is our model in this picture wearing tissue paper underwear while holding pads in his hands..im sure everyone can guess this in a jiffy..More funny pics from "fs" till next time..

Who's the two dead bodies here?

I saw them doing something they shouldn't have been doing..Under the bedsheets they were holding each other's Joysticks!!..Guess who are they..One of them have "Big Ear's", the other is the most honest guy I've known..try to guess the pic above exclusively from "fs"..

Weng hong's Guide to Baking X-dest Choco Cake

The title says it all..Chef Hong Doing his baking at 1u just for me(fs)..so touching,who wants to eat if he does it again?

The feeling of gayness is jst too hard to resist..

Ultimately, Jiun Shyong loves the feeling of guys touching him.. And notice

something.. Jiun Shyong and Aaron's hand apparently loves going somewhere in the

same direction.. Naughty naughty ya.. Hahahahaaas.. =p

The much awaited rock climbing scenes..

Ever wonder why Fook Siang is so HAPPY and EAGER to go rock climbing at

Summit.. ? Well, after the long wait of the highly anticipated mystery.. I present to u..



Fook Siang's Xiao Di Di.. !!



(Censored with some cloth but the humangous shape of the 8 inch is still very obvious..)

NICE.. ? The strapping of the kukujiao seatbelt on Fook Siang's 8 inch seem so

comformtable..

Upclose and personal of Fook Siang's 8 inch on a kukujiao seatbelt..



After the rock climbing experience, Fook Siang says, "I think I want one of those to

wear everyday.. The feeling is jst so



AhhhhhhhhhhhhEeeeemmmmmmmmmmmNICE.. !! =D"



Hmms.. Instead of implementing rear seat belts for rear passangers, maybe the

government should provide us some kukujiao seatbelt.. This pic is just on Fook Siang

alone.. Try wondering Aaron in a kukujiao seatbelt... Wahahahahahahahahahaaaas..

=p

Aaron.. My hand is feeling a little bit itchy.. Hahahahaaas.. =p

See and judge for youself..

I WANT PETROL PRICE TO BE REDUCED.. AND ALSO TOLL.. THEN I

DUNNIT WASTE MONEY PUT NGV.. Hahahahhaaaas.. =@

MORE HITZ COMING YOUR WAY!!!

This Summer...

Have u ever wondered how safe was your house,do u think that by staying at home u will not be infected...

cheng..cheng cheng cheng cheng...cheng cheng!!!

from the producer of The Chronicles of Ah Looi,

and the directors of The Smiley Belly & The Admin Monkey,

nominated for 15 Malau kai awards including best pictures,best directer,best art work,best actor(ah looi), best kiss(ah looi & Andy) scene and many others..

comes a story that brings much 'geliness' ,'disgustingness',&' bodohness'..

COMING THIS MID JUNE 2008....

''''AH LOOI & the WAR of SISSYNESS''''

Statring ah looi..Smiley Company(TM),Big Ears Production(TM),8" Distributer(TM),ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

BEHOLD! MY TRUE POWAR!!

some old picture i found...

OWNAGE!! here is AhLooi's love story in short...wakaka

Sunday 8th June 2008 12.19 a.m. : 3000 hits !

Click the picture to see the full size.. 3000 hits.. !!

What an achievement for X-destination.. !!

Congrats to all viewers..











Hmms.. I think its only about 10 different people who view this blog.. So if my maths is not wrong, each of us have visited 300 times to this blog.. What lame ass(s) we are..

( . ) ( . ) <-- Aaron's nen nen..
=========0 <-- Fook Siang's kukujiao..
, , , <-- Danny's lan mou.. O(' . ')O <-- My Astro on Demand satelite ears.. 0(^.*)0 <-- Jiun Shyong pet pet face.. o(YL)o <-- Yuen Loong think he so fake dak face..
o(~.~)o #$%&?! <-- Yuen Looi's f u c k face.. o(^%^)o <-- Weng Hong's petani face..
o( X_x )o <-- Kelvin give grandmother riding bicycle carrying durian reach Summit faster than his Waja..
o(T.T)o <-- Andy crying cos he kena expose he's hubungan sulit with ah looi..


*Sorry if i left out anyone's face.. If ur face is not here, then u have this face.. =X

=X means u love ah looi.. if u want to know how ah looi look like, go take milo, full cream milk and eat with two rotten eggs, lick the road outside 10 times and look up in the sky and say "oh god, pls let me see ah looi as fast as possible, oh god, let me see the wang lee hom leng chai face" and wait for few hour before u go to toilet and look at the water slimy brown milk shake that u have produce in the toilet bowl.. NOW THATS HOW AH LOOI LOOKS LIKE.. !!

Expose on HIGH DEMAND.. !!

X-Destination on Demand.. !! A subsidiary of Astro on Demand.. Hahahahahahahaas.. =p

ENJOY.. !!

Math Life

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

The Public and Pubic's Voice of Dissatisfaction.. !!

Fark lah's car go further after using BN's facial foam

which increases facial oil to 900% for car to consume.. !!




Rahman= Father of Independent; Razak= Father of

Agriculture; Mahathir= Father of Technology; Abdullah=

Father...in law of Khairy


This is the humble opinions of Malaysians and X-destination has no liability of any cause.. If u wanna sue, sue whoever is Malaysian.. This is the majority of the Malaysian's voice.. If there's any doubts, come on and have a free and open interaction with the public with no censorship.. X-destination would not fight back if you do not attack.. If not prepare for DOOM.. !!

Comments I saw..lolz

• bastards!!!! see... what are the damages, you (voters of bn) have done to the rakyat?... moga korang n BN suma dilaknati Allah... bastards is always a bastards - PERIOD

Hope our Agong will do something...
DAULAT TUANKU!!!
DAULAT TUANKU!!!
DAULAT TUANKU!!!

• Badawi is a fucking liar..

FIrst he said he is not gonna marry.. den he marries,
Den he said not gonna dissolve parliment .. the next day he does it
Now he said petrol price gonna go up in aug .. suddenly its MidNight..

Bloody hell.. some1 teach this stupid ISLAM HADHARI goon to speak the truth for ONCE!!!!
ELECTRICTY UP 18%, PETROL up 40% // what he expects us to eat .. SAND & GRASS Ahhhh !! bloody pissed

• Badawi got not choice but to produce a car that runs on URINE !!!

• can anyone out there pls "enlighten" me as to where the HELL the govt get the figures of 3% inflation over the first quarter?

• I've tried to google the "basket of goods" that is used to calculate the Consumer Price Index CPI but for all u know... Cannot be found lah... Error 404 !!!!

$%$#^%^&^(*&*(&(%^$%#^%$^(*)&)(*&*(^*%^%$##$@$#!@#$#%^*^(*&(*&$%#%

• I don't mind paying more for our children sake,

I don't mind paying more for our enviroment,
I don't mind paying more for development(especially public transport),
I don't mind if my comment is badly rated,
BUT I DON'T WANT ANY UMNOPUTRA SUCK PETRONAS MONEY!
btw(I don't mind paying market price petrol tax, i hope PR don't main minyak, nanti tangan kena bakar, i hope PR would put more green agenda in the parliament)

• Another Project by KERAJAAN BARISAN NASIONAL YANG PRIHATIN, PENYAYANG, BERBUDI PEKERTI MULIA, CEMERLANG, GEMILANG, TEMBERANG.

• Hello Malaysian, shall we change our LIFE STYLE for the inflation or change govt?

Im joining DAP very soon....

• And the 78 sen savings goes to...

1. Space tourist
2. More universities for Nincompoops
3. Monsoon Cups
4. Symphony Orchestra
5. Scholarships for Nincompoops
6. Frequent flyers PM, DPM for RnR
7. Bloated civil service
8. F1

To name a few....

Thank You Gov of MYS

Malaysia RM2.7
not bad wei higher than all of the above counrty...cun-nya malaysia...

p/s MCCB marcus back...hehe

F u c k . Y o u . F u c k . L a h . . . !!

The Secret Lover

Hi, Hi, and HI.. !! I'm back posting again.. And i think u guys know who am i.. Well, looks like

aaron's update has been taking up alot of space and i dont quite like it.. Therefore, to fulfill my

needs and wants, as studied in economics, i must use my limited and scarce resources.. Well, i

don't quite agree with this economics theory of limited and scarce resources.. Reason.. ? I HAVE

PLENTY OF RESOURCES.. !!

And guess what, since I'm back, I'm gonna expose something really nice.. And this time, it's the

secret lover of the unloved OKU - Ah Looi.. !!

I guess no one will ever know that this OKU can also be loved.. Worst still, this OKU's lover is

one who is constantly around us.. Well, don't try to say that i'm blackmailing or framing people..

The picture will be uploaded within the next 24 hours.. And it would be for u, the honest and

reasonable X-destinations and fans of X-destinations out there to judge it for urself.. ^^




P/S: Fuck u MCCB Aaron.. MCCB you no.1, MCCB you no.2 and MCCB you no.3 for saying me

M**B me one time in this chat box and two times in audrey's chat box.. !!

Past & the Future

Satay Celup....
emmhhh emmmhhh....

23rd June 2007
During our normal daily activity in the padang i think it was danny who came out with a very bold idea of going to melaka to eat satay celup..off course at that time everyone taught he was joking till we sat down at the padang bench like we usualy do after finishing our game.He said he was for real and he really wanted to go..after much discussion we all agreed and decided to meet at tanjung at 11pm..some of us were there earlier and met Chin Wei n karine's gang there so we ask him to come along..at 1st CW was tought it was a joke and he agreed to go assuming everyone is going to go home after our normal YC session.when we were going to head off to our DESTINATION CW look shocked and ask if we were real on the trip to melaka on that day..everyone off course slammed him n said "off course la u think we bluffing ka??y u no balls to go izzit??"CW replied "huh u all serious wan arr i tot joking oni i dun wan go la so late edi later my PARENTS scold and then so suddenly oni u all wan go melaka..siao"..So we all ditch CW that nite because he have no balls n we head to melaka..

We reach Melaka at 1am only to arrived at the satay celup shop which was close..we panic and shouted all over the place because we came all the way from Subang to see a closed shop..at that time i tought i was done for because i was the one who brought them there as melaka was my hometown..but it was a saturday and it wont usually close so early..moments later we noticed there was still light in the shop and i decided to go down and have a look inside..i went down and saw thre were still customer eating inside and there is still hope for us..lolz..after talking to shop owner, he decided to lets us in..

We then trow ourself all out and eat till we were dead full..and off course there were some special 'treatment'..well its not that 'kinda' of treatment..lolz.only those who went will know what was it because i those who didnt go to get jealuos..hehe

After the meal we went site seeing in the town of melaka(we saw only spirits there cause it was at night)..we travel back home at bout 4 am and reach home at about 5am..(record time for my Myvi)

So thats was our crazy adventure to melaka jus for satay celup..y am i posting something so long ago..well 2day is the 3rd of june 2008 at in 20days time it will be the satay celup 1 year anniversary..SO ON THE 21st JUNE 2008(sat) Lets do it again......I WANT SATAY CELUP!!!!

Later all go padang we discuss in more details..hehe

Tan Sri Dato' Dr. Smiley =p

echoing what aaron has jst said in the chat box..

Click the pictures to zoom in..


Disclaimer :

No one should question X-destination on this issue as in the Malaysian Constitution, all holders of
the citizenship of Malaysia are entitled to equal and just rights.. The uploading of these pictures

does not hold any concerns with any conflicting issues and therefore is up to the opinions of the

public to judge for themselves.. X-destination is just uploading for the reason as the pictures are

rather interesting but is not concern of any 'interesting' issues regarding to this.. Thx and have a

nice day.. ^^

padang update 030608

nothing interesting happen in padang today.. so lil ppl came out play.. and stupid chicken
IF
first tole me 6.30 he'll come.. then he say 6.40 onli he'll come.. but end up 7 onli he come..
YOU
and somemore when come duwan come out from the car.. kidnapp aaron and jiun
READ
shyong somemore dunno go where and go gao wat.. >.<

THIS...

after all came down, of course play bball la.. nothing interesting in the match..

YOU
after the match, aaron mentioned something to me.. he ask me whether i notice the last

ARE
pic of the monkey in which fook siang posted on me (marcus - one of the admin).. he said
WASTING
that the monkey's muscle was damn big.. then i was like.. wat the *toot*..

YOUR

aihhs.. looks like someone is quite impress with muscles.. even the monkey also he 'em
TIME...HAHAHA
fong gor' (dont let go).. hmms.. come to think of it.. ppl said that AIDS came from human
YOU
fcking monkeys or something liddat right.. ? maybe the source of it came from Aaron.. oh
BLADDY
well, its up to him wat he wanna do.. i believe in freedom and peace in this world..
NOOB!!
*peace*.. FS, i lurve u.. !!

It's been awhile..

Ever wonder why Fook Siang is always SO HAPPY and SO EAGER to go for ROCK

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CLIMBING at Summit.. ? Share your views and stay tuned to find out more.. ^^

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Fook Siang, is this on the right track now.. ? This is one of our journey on X-

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Destination right.. ?

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For now.. Wahahahahahahaaas.. =p

THIS MEANS WAR.. !!

Nahhh.. Give u ORIGINAL photo.. NO NEED EDIT.. Genuine threesome.. Fook Siang fucking Danny while Aaron is enjoying the show.. !!