Flapping fish car -New-

Have you ever seen a flapping fishlike car?? No?! Great today its your lucky day to catch one,its the newest way to save the environment with its no air con only fresh air policy...we at X-dest here have work day and night to bring you this new product so do try it...hahaha this is in tribute to sj and jh who is all the way in Aussie and not having fun with us here...those were the good ol days...get BACK HERE!! Maybe sj but jh will probally be busy "Eh hemmm"...hahaha

-Fs- going mad for alot of reason and is lucky to be alive after 3 days of horrid utar planning..."Thank you" Utar i "REALLY" "LOVE" "you"....






































after burning you down to the ground till the last ash leaving nothing behind but a small broken rock etched with the saying "my choice" and laughing maniacally at the smouldering heap while enjoying the smell of sweet cinder...

Mr.Can

Wakakaka, at last an update....^_^
I decided to post this due to marcus
"CUROSITY TOWARDS ANIMAL & DICKS"
it's about a small fish name CANDIRU...better known to us as....

THE VAGINA/PENIS PARASITE FISH!!

Indeed....the word penis & parasite sure makes a teribble conbination, nyehehehe
OK guys, off with the dirty thoughts and back to topic...

This here is Candiru...A.K.A. Mr.CAN
The candiru is a parasite fish, that attacks the gills of large fish. It enters into the gill cavities of other fish during ventilation of the latter, erects the opercle spine to get stuck, and the host's blood is pumped into its gut by the host's blood pressure. That's why all it needs are just needle-like teeth to make an incision in an artery, without sucking/pumping mechanisms. For feeding, candiru requires just 30-145 seconds. The same job is done by all its relative species.

The best 'part' :

If a bather is naked, candiru can enter into one of his/her body orifices (the vagina, rectum, or even the penis-and deep into the urethra) and due to the opercle's spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to take out the fish, except through surgery. The fish probably takes the urea for water expelled from gills. The fish tracks down its host by following a water scent to its source and urinating while bathing increases significantly its chance of entering in a human urethra.

Basically it means, if Mr.Can can see your door open, he will come in and stay in ur "HOUSE" forever!! WHY?? because Mr.Can CAN!!

Don't think peeing will push him out...NOT!!
the only freaking way to get him out is through SURGERY!! Aaaaaa!!

i know it's funny that i censored his balls, but the fact that a parasite is living in your "thing" is some SERIOUS SHIT!

here is one news - http://current.com/items/89226393_fish-found-in-boys-penis.htm

source - http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Vagina-Penis-Parasite-Fish-60299.shtml

**tips to avoid PARASITE - if your bathing in the river, bath facing the current, decreasing candiru's chances of entering in the rectum, while penis or vagina are covered up with the hands.

thanks to marcus for his wonderful topic

- YLo -

Danny's own Video...enjoy it people!!

- done by the people who loves him dearly -

wait you must!!

yes i know we have waited so long to see the video of Danny do and say things like any drunk people do. don't worry, it's coming really soon and you can cleary hear Danny say "I WANNA BE A GIRL TODAY!! "....in da mean time i got some funny picture i found online...

HELLO my creatures of mASS ERECTIONS

Heee hee he. hello my buttholes. how are things back in Msia? Ta alot of fei kei? Anyways, here is my first update from lala land. hope you call enjoy it.

first week, nothing happened.

second week uuuh went to the beach. no pictures tho.

third week went for a concert. farking awesome stuff. somme photos for you all here



it was craaaazy wehh. so much dust some more untill i can swear when i bath time my phei si all BLACK colour. like FS's pubic hair. still got many other bands but lazy to upload la.

this is a fountain near my house. quite chilling memiling la. theres another park but i didnt take a photo cuz i was lost...

and heres a short video of me getting whacked in the forehead for loosing some dumb card game

will uuh update more i guess when i got more stuff..

man i wish u gays were here la. would be so much fun. now is around 12 degress anyways. prolly if ahlooi here his brain sure freeze to death. not that his brain is worth anything anyways....

btw. most of the ME people here are ducking noisy, irritating, smelly, ugly idiots... no common sense. bah, shall try to update interesting stuff soon.. see ya around

the self encouragement

as usual, today went for bball.. me (marcus), danny, aaron, ylo, and wh.. aihhs.. nowadays so lil ppl wanna come out play already.. all also fly here fly there edi.. especially fs.. go until so far.. kampar.. =.= everyday also eat kampar fishball not siens mehhs.. ? nvm.. i shall tell what happen today in padang so that those of u not in subang dont feel so bored..

it all happens like this.. we play 3 games of bball.. the first game.. ... ... ... whatever la.. nothing nice happen there.. jump to the 3rd game.. i think it was the 2nd or 3rd last ball.. me aaron and ylo 1 team - the red shirt team.. danny, wh, and cacat lou one team.. danny's team was leading if i not mistaken.. then suddenly my team catch up damn fast.. then u can see danny's face start kan cheong edi.. look like mickey mouse cannot find his minnie mouse liddat.. anyways.. weng hong started the ball.. then he dribble the ball around and then he called "danny, danny!".. then danny of course look at him la.. then wh pass the ball to danny.. then danny took the ball and set his sights on shooting the ball into the ring.. on the way to the ring, guess what..

u realli have to imagine this..

imagine this really hard..

imagine danny bringing the ball and going to score the ball...

can imagine already.. ?

now imagine him bringing the ball and saying his own name..

imagine danny saying to himself "danny, danny, danny, danny, ... " and going pass everyone and score the ball.. !!!!!!!!!!

i witness the whole incident.. from the pass from wh, danny take the ball and dribble pass everyone and score while saying his own name.. !!!!!!!

after i told aaron and ylo.. both of them also can't help but started to laugh madly like me..

its so damn funny la.. how can u cheer for urself to bring the ball and shoot it in... lame la danny.. but its damn funny to see that scene la.. really must put camera at bball court edi.. damn many funny, stupid, crazy moments happen there.. wonder how long this joy will last.. just hope danny will fail more of his acca papers so he can cont study and we'll have bball every evening.. =D hahahaaas.. oklarhhs.. off to slp edii.. onli stupid fs still eating his kampar fishball mee online at 3.45am talking rubbish to me.. =.=

signing off.. -m-

Is this Christian?

The blog's kindda dead, so i decide to post this up.. Look at the guy circle in red.. Doesn't he look like Christian.. ? hahahahaaaas.. well.. i think thats all for now.. will update it soon..

-m-