Mr.Can

Wakakaka, at last an update....^_^
I decided to post this due to marcus
"CUROSITY TOWARDS ANIMAL & DICKS"
it's about a small fish name CANDIRU...better known to us as....

THE VAGINA/PENIS PARASITE FISH!!

Indeed....the word penis & parasite sure makes a teribble conbination, nyehehehe
OK guys, off with the dirty thoughts and back to topic...

This here is Candiru...A.K.A. Mr.CAN
The candiru is a parasite fish, that attacks the gills of large fish. It enters into the gill cavities of other fish during ventilation of the latter, erects the opercle spine to get stuck, and the host's blood is pumped into its gut by the host's blood pressure. That's why all it needs are just needle-like teeth to make an incision in an artery, without sucking/pumping mechanisms. For feeding, candiru requires just 30-145 seconds. The same job is done by all its relative species.

The best 'part' :

If a bather is naked, candiru can enter into one of his/her body orifices (the vagina, rectum, or even the penis-and deep into the urethra) and due to the opercle's spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to take out the fish, except through surgery. The fish probably takes the urea for water expelled from gills. The fish tracks down its host by following a water scent to its source and urinating while bathing increases significantly its chance of entering in a human urethra.

Basically it means, if Mr.Can can see your door open, he will come in and stay in ur "HOUSE" forever!! WHY?? because Mr.Can CAN!!

Don't think peeing will push him out...NOT!!
the only freaking way to get him out is through SURGERY!! Aaaaaa!!

i know it's funny that i censored his balls, but the fact that a parasite is living in your "thing" is some SERIOUS SHIT!

here is one news - http://current.com/items/89226393_fish-found-in-boys-penis.htm

source - http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Vagina-Penis-Parasite-Fish-60299.shtml

**tips to avoid PARASITE - if your bathing in the river, bath facing the current, decreasing candiru's chances of entering in the rectum, while penis or vagina are covered up with the hands.

thanks to marcus for his wonderful topic

- YLo -