SMART ASS ANSWER (6)
It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER (5)
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
your ticket not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER (4)
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for
her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any
bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER (3)
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
on his way without a ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER (2)
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that
reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the
bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under
the bridge.
Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car
comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the
truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this
bridge and ran out of gas."
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate
family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" Aaron a student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said
I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter
and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher
smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and
sweetly says. "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
-Fs- knows this is kinda of old (found it at some forum) but its still funny reading it the second and third time and so on and so forth...haha have a good laugh...and the last one is dedicated to aaron for him being famous for his right hand!!...wakakaka
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