The Third Bachelor: The King of Words Sooi Jin

Ladies and even more ladies welcome to our third edition of who wants to play the Bachelor game, im sorry for the long delay in updates THANKS to Aaron Yong Kean Loong whom i now call the Fatty King because (lazy go out,lazy go gym,lazy update blog) he said he would do the third bachelor during his holidays and that was last year! and he ended up saying he is too busy...Yeah right if there is one thing Aaron is busy with is his computer and his right hand...


Lets pay tribute to this Fatty King...okok enough about him lets get back to the next bachelor Sooi Jin...

There are a thousand "colorful words" i can use to describe this fine chap but then why go thru all this hassle when this picture above sums up how Sooi Jin is with his friends, but that was before he went to Australia and became the new enhanced Sooi Jin! and so the journey begins

Sooi Jin's Hobbies & Qualities


Hobby 1 : Yum Cha, Yc,Yc,Yc
He is always hungry, and loves going out for a drink or just to chill. There was one period in time Sj couldn't live without going to this place at least once a week...can you guess where? your not a Malaysian if you don't know where this place is...below are some hints...


Yummy spaghetti! still can't guess? next pic then...


A mixture of east and west...still can't guess?


The last pic, special-nya...hahaha...Sooi Jin feel like you want to go murni now? tempting right this pics...they are saying eat me!! eat me!!...

Yc Anytime, Anywhere (literally as distance is no problem for him)...Sj is willing to go as far as Klang in the middle of the night for what he claims to be the best orgasmic fried chicken but sadly it was closed by the time we found it so no orgasmic chicken for us then ( getting lost is a common thing with our gang, so if a gal tells any of us to get lost our reply would be we are lost!!)...

Quality to be shown here:
Girls, he is willing to go the distance just for a fried chicken. Imagine the distance he would go for you? rest assured he will be very willing to bring you around to have the best meals and time in town. You won't hear any complaints about your guy not bringing you out with Sj. So food lovers here is your man.



Hobby 2 : Acting Cute, Or Acting too manly

Isn't he just cute above? he is just like a big cuddly teddy bear no?


See girls you can hug Sj just like this, he is 100% guaranteed to make you feel warm and loved...terms and conditions applied- warranty lasts only the first hour after getting him

WARNING!

But like all bears they have a wild fearsome/scary side, so girls for the love of god do not, i repeat do not ever bring anything ah looi-ish near him or else he turn into this scary bear above...



He will make a good cute jolly Santa Claus, all he needs now is a santarina, any takers?


Sj in all his manness!

Sj being all professional looking...In this picture sooi jin is seen graduating from the Academy of Colorful Vocabulary and Expressions gaining the title of X-Dest Grandmaster *******...

Qualities to be shown here : He can be so cute at times, scary at other times but one thing for sure he is very MAN...scolding left right back front centre below up at anyone who messes with him or did/say anything wrong...Ladies he will defend you both physically (i mean who wants to mess with him, he sits on you and that's it, game over) and verbally (he has more "colorful" words than i have hair on my entire body and im quite hairy)



Hobby 3 : For the love of Drinking!

Nothing get Sj more excited than booze and liquor (either than food and girls of course)...i mean look at his face when he knows its drinking time...looks extremely pleased bordering scary ham sup look...

The Results?
Yuen loong happily posing with Sj after we made him down...can you spot some famous characters from "The Simpson's" in this picture?...

After drinking Sj becomes gay and falls in love with ah looi, isn't that a happy ending?

Even the most nosiest places becomes the most peaceful and comfortable place to sleep...

Drink abit too much and he gets all pokey and touchy...i mean look at him trying to poke some unknown invisible object...Poor delusional jin...don't drink too much...

Warning
When Sj gets high he will have odd requests such as piggy back riding around the house or even

starts trying to hump everyone around him...as in this case...poor danny although he looks like he is thoroughly enjoying the experience...

Qualities to be shown : If you want to see some really funny, weird, stupid stuff then go drink with jin, he makes for a very good drinking partner when your feeling down and need someone to talk to...

So thats the tip of the iceberg of the person we call our King, Sooi jin...So "how now Brown Cow"? If interested please call 012-Xdesthotjin...or subscribe to Xdesthotjin.com to get limited edition Sj in underwear pictures NOW!..



-Fs- Our Lovable King of "vocabulary" is back in Malaysia!! In just a period of one year he has changed a lot and our dear Sj seems to have lost his habit for "speech", i give him one week with us before we start hearing the rainbows,clouds,seas coming out from him...So what do you say? Let X-destify him!!

Welcome back Jin!

woohahaha..

Finally after few week of annoying those people at TM net to hurry up..at last my 4mbps streamyx broadband fixed line is up and running..here is an example of a direct download transfer rate..

I even downloaded a song in 12 sec..

2010 Malaysian joke...

A man came home from work and his children ran to him and called out ‘Ayah! Ayah!’.
His neighbor got very upset and said to him, “Can you please tell your children not to call you ‘Ayah’?”
The man asked, “Why?”
The neighbor retorted, “Because my children call me ’Ayah’ too. They might get confused and mistake you to be their father.”
Then the man told his neighbour, are you not a shame to say that your children do not know who is their 'Ayah'.So you are saying by using the word 'Ayah' ,your children will call me ayah too without knowing who is their father.
The neighbour said yes,only he should use the word 'Ayah'.
The man said, then there is something wrong in what you are teaching your children.They are not sure and do not know who is their 'Ayah'




-fs- (IMPORTANT for anyone who might want to catch anyone!!! Please read diligently the next few disclaimer lines! and don't blink) The joke above is just a joke which i received in my email, it is in NO way related to me nor was it ever written/modified and spread by me with the exception that it was posted here for my close friends to view and enjoy and has no other purposes or intents.

On other matters...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH...funny night

Mt. Kinabalu

Mount Kinabalu~
This is for travel period around May to June, anyone interested to go?
The package is from the sole agent of Kinabalu Park-







The package rate for 4D/3N Mt Kinabalu Climb is RM899 inclusive of the following:
- transport airport/Park; Park/Timpohon Gate/KK
- 1 night Hostel at Kinabalu Park (dinner, breakfast and packed lunch)
- 1 night at non heated dormitory at Laban Rata (dinner, supper, breakfast, Lunch)
- Permit, climbing insurance, guide, entrance fee
- 1 night at Hotel Traveller based on twin or triple sharing in Kota Kinabalu
- service charge

on the 4th day, if your flight is in the evening, you can go to Island at extra charge of RM30 per person.

In May they have group from 26-30 May (5 pax); and 28-30 May (10 pax).
In June 8-11 June 10 pax, 19 - 25 June 10 pax (still have 3 place vacant, for this group you need to take 5D/4N); 16 - 19 June has 10 place vacant ( need urgent confirmation for this booking)



wanna wanna wanna wanna ??
-wh-

Boys Never Cry?

There was a study done where a control group of 100 people were divided
into two 50 people watched a very funny, tears-of laughter type movie.
50 watched a very sad and tears of compassion type movie.
At the end of the sessions researchers collected the 'happy tears' and the 'sad tears' with eye droppers.

They found that 'happy tears' are made up of brine...salt water and not a great deal else. However the 'sad tears' were found to contain the very same chemicals and enzymes that are found in tumors, ulcers and other such lumps and bumps and sicknesses through out the body.

This test concluded that the body, when crying in sadness etc is literally flushing out all of the toxic-chemicals that accumulate and are a part of the sadness /heartache experience.

Therefore if one holds back those tears, those toxic-waters will find somewhere else to deposit themselves... .and prolonged lack-of-crying-release will guarantee that the body will accumulate a huge amount of internal pollution and toxicity that should have been released through the tears........is it any wonder that the eyes sting so much when we hold back our tears?

-Fs- So guys since you all have been talking about health and how worried you are about cancer, cry your heart out then...

This is my cousin..when i first saw this i couldn't stop laughing. Ever wonder how someone can eat while sleeping..well all you need is RAMLI BURGER!!!! and best of all its genuine..Lol.

-Antraz-

Interesting...

Well this is an article my friend copied from Malaysiakini which I find quite interesting... Just thought of posting it up for you guys to see it although the idea behind it might seem very far fetched... Just so you guys know, I'll be back soon within the month...

Thought you guys might find this link interesting too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbdArkrFsf4



WHY IS YOUR ALLAH NOT MY ALLAH?

by Erna Mahyuni


As an East Malaysian, I am neither surprised nor angry about Malay/Muslims being up in arms over the 'Allah' High Court ruling.

It was to be expected, really.

What does anger me is getting comments from West Malaysian Christians that it is 'silly' for Christians to lobby to use the word 'Allah'.

One rather un-enlightened Christian said that "Allah is also a word used to describe one particular god in a pagan religion...so for Christians to use 'Allah' is strange and silly."

The whole 'Allah' debacle highlights a bigger, more endemic problem in the Malaysian, or should I say West Malaysian mentality: General ignorance of how the 'others' or 'lain-lain' live.

It seems very hard for most West Malaysians to understand that:

* Not all bumiputeras are Malay.

* Not all bumiputeras are Muslim.

It isn't just West Malaysian Muslims who have a very limited worldview but Christians as well.

They don't understand that in East Malaysia, with its high population of indigenous Christians, Bahasa Malaysia is used in services.

Most of these Sabahan and Sarawakian Christians have spent their whole lives thinking, praying and referring to their God as 'Allah Bapa' (Father God).


And now the government says they can't. That only Muslims can use the word 'Allah' when that isn't true in other countries.

Look at Indonesia, the country with the largest Muslim population in the world, which allows the printing and dissemination of bibles in Bahasa Indonesia that refer to God not as 'Tuhan' but as 'Allah'.

The Indonesian Muslims don't worry that their brethren will be 'confused' by these bibles. So why is our Home Ministry and all these religious groups up in arms?

The answer to that is politics. Religion is, unfortunately, something as mixed up with politics as is race. Political parties unabashedly use religion as a tool to win debates, with Umno often accused of trying to 'out-Islam' PAS.

Religion is not a private matter in this country and is, instead, aired like so much dirty laundry. What other Southeast Asian country has officially sanctioned civilian peeping Toms who consider it their civic duty to weed out fornication?



Malay is our language, too



Despite the many varied ethnicities in Sabah, they have managed to get along without bloodshed or May 13-like incidents.

How have we managed it when West Malaysia's three main races mostly give each other a wide berth? It's called tolerance, people.

All Sabahans speak a slightly modified version of Malay with the funny little suffix 'bah' tagged behind a lot of words or sentences.

In rural areas, this heavily-accented version of Malay is the only means for most people to communicate with each other. They speak, think, dream and yes, even pray in the language.

Sabahan Michelle Quek asks: "Is it more important to recognise that some Muslims lay claim to the word as being exclusive to their faith, or recognise that a practical need for the word exists for East Malaysian Christians?"

Her question embodies the difficult balancing act that Malaysia has in attempting to address the needs of its varied peoples as well as the gulf between East and West Malaysia.

Kavin Ch'ng, who is married to a Sabahan, says that locally, for many generations, Malay-speaking Christians have always referred to Allah and Tuhan in the same breath.

"Why only now does the government kick up such a fuss?" he asks. What is important, Ch'ng says, is mutual respect.

"I think there is a way to co-exist - if only our government can actually wrap its head around the concept of context."

Sarawakian El'Bornean finds it disturbing that West Malaysians now want to dictate how one's personal faith is practiced.

"The true Malaysians are here in Sabah and Sarawak," he says, citing examples of his Muslim friends who have no qualms sitting with friends in non-halal stores and visiting churches.

Despite being surrounded by Christians, East Malaysian Muslims do not consider their faith easily shaken, he asserts.

Sabahan Dusun Zara Kahan has a humorous, if facetious, solution.

"If (some) Muslims insist on ownership of the term 'Allah' then Christians must do the same with the term 'Tuhan'. Do you know how many Hari Raya songs will be in jeopardy? End of issue!"




No, we don't want to convert you



In West Malaysia, technically Christian worship services in Malay are illegal. But Sabahan and Sarawakian students ask for them anyway.

Many of these Malay-speaking East Malaysians feel uncomfortable attending worship services in English because the terms are unfamiliar. Muslims often cite the 99 names of Allah and for Christians in East Malaysia as well as Lebanon and Syria, Allah is their name for God.

All this talk about 'confusion' is really the product of West Malaysians not mixing with their East Malaysian brethren.

If you visit the Dusuns in Ranau, you could well meet locals as fair as highland Chinese with slanted eyes who would greet you with the traditional Muslim salam.

Wander into an East Malaysian Chinese coffee shop and you would see tanned, Malay-looking locals happily digging into 'char siew' or other pork dishes

In East Malaysia, you can't easily tell what faith someone professes or what race his forefathers were just by looking.

This is very disturbing to the West Malaysian psyche. I have met West Malaysians who get very agitated when I refuse to tell them either what religion I profess or what race I am.

They don't know what to do with me because they can't categorise me. I don't fit into their safe little boxes which decide how they will treat me.

What annoys me as well is this West Malaysian paranoia that Christians have a secret ongoing campaign to convert Muslims on the sly.

Let us be honest. If converting Muslims to Christianity was as easy as pouring holy water into your drinking water or putting the word 'Allah' in all available religious literature, the Pope would have sanctioned it years ago.

Christians don't get 'brownie points' by forcibly converting unwilling Muslims.

I suppose all the Malay-looking Christian East Malaysians really confuse the locals to the point they rabidly proclaim that churches are succeeding in their nefarious campaign to take over Muslim souls.

In East Malaysia, Christians and Muslims come in various sizes, shapes and colours. Even huge extended families often have different religions, sometimes staying under one roof.

It is not unusual for an East Malaysian to have not just Christian, but Buddhist, Muslim and animist relatives. A friend of mine says it is a convenient excuse to celebrate the many public holidays with more gusto.

When told that someone is marrying a person of another race, the common reaction is: "Oh, your kids will be cute!" No heated discussion about traditions or religious differences because the unspoken assumption is that the couple will work them out.

Because they do.




Be Malaysia, not 1Malaysia



A well-known comedian talked about the recent Al-Islam undercover foray into churches. Its so-called investigative journalists entered churches on false premises and desecrated the communion wafer.

Did the Christians protest? asked the comedian. Did they declare bloody war? Did they have angry sermons and plan noisy demonstrations outside churches on Sunday?

No. What did the Christians say? "Forgive them-lor. Pray for them-lor."

The comedian mused that the incident was actually excellent public relations for the church.

Despite our annoyance with West Malaysian intolerance, do you see East Malaysians picketing?

We gripe, we grumble, we send politely-worded statements. Yet we still believe in the Malaysia that our Tourism Ministry tries to sell, but which seems to be a myth in West Malaysia.

Do you want to know why? Deep in the heart of most East Malaysians, we truly believe in tolerance. We believe in the ideals of Malaysia.

We don't have to give 'muhibbah' a name because we live it. Since 1963, we have lived as Malaysians, believing in true tolerance and that race or religion matters little.

We truly do believe that West Malaysians can and should get over us using 'Allah' to worship God. Isn't Allah the God of all mankind? Isn't your Malaysia our Malaysia too?




-SJ-

Malaysia Failed..

Since they say that malaysia practice freedom of speech lets test this on our blog..here is something i received in my e-mail..its very interesting

Malaysia: Where will we be in 2020......? (Must Read)

Where is our direction for our next generation..?

For those who started work around 1973, a 1.3 Litre Japanese car was RM7,000.
Today the equivalent is.... let's say RM60,000.......8.5 times

In 1973 a double storey house was about RM45,000..or less.
Today it is about RM300,000............6.6 times

In 1973 an Engineer's pay was RM1,000.
Today it is about RM2, 000+/-...........2 times....

From 1973 to 2008........35 years......what is the Trend?
Bearish!!!!

In a stock market when the trend is bearish, what do we do? ..Exit !!!
When a country's trend is bearish what do we do?

This Bearish trend is more difficult to turn around as compared to the stock market.

I have used these 3 items: House, Car & Salary as a measurement of the country's performance for the past 35 years....
Foreigners also ask about these 3 items to gauge our standard of living.

There is a book I saw entitled: "Malaysia : The Failed Nation".
Some of you may be interested to read it. I agreed with the writer.....

This morning I was having coffee at McDonald (now the coffee..100 % Arabica beans..is quite good @ RM 2.90....free refill !!
I asked how much per hour is their pay?
RM3.00 x 8 hours = RM24 per day x 25 days = RM600 per month

My daughter works part-time during her University days..she worked at Gloria Jeans Coffee.... The pay?
Australian $14.00 @ 3.15 = RM44 per hour x 8 = RM352 per day x 25 days = RM8,800 ...13.3 times more !!!!!
......Price of houses in Perth is about the same in KL.

Price of cars are about 23% cheaper in Perth.

I think more and more people are becoming aware of this Bearish trend.

Developed country by 2020...means High income country!!

Let's look at some as of year 2005 (Financial Times)
USA GNP per capita US$35, 400
UK GNP per capita US$25,510
Australia GNP per capita US$19 ,530
Singapore GNP per capita US$20,690

These are developed countries by income measurement....
Malaysia 's GNP per capita US$3,540

Year 2020..developed country?

Really...a sad story. Worrying Trends, isn't it??

Ringgit sliding further and further under this current government.

Recently, I interviewed some fresh graduates applying for jobs with my engineering company.
I accepted two applicants on a starting salary of RM1,600. It struck me as odd that 15 years
ago, I myself started work as a fresh graduate engineer for the same pay.

Indeed, if you compare the salaries of graduates now and 15 or even 20 years ago, you'll find
little difference but that their purchasing power is vastly different. It's the same story when you
compare salaries of shop assistants, office staff, factory workers and others.

To compound the effect of inflation, the ringgit has depreciated greatly against all major currencies.
The real income of most Malaysians has moved backwards.

This is why many Malaysians suffer under the petrol hike. The root of the problem is that our real incomes have shrunk in the face of inflation and depreciated currency.. Malaysians have not been spoiled by subsidy but are unable to move out of the time lock of stagnated and depreciated incomes.

If you compare the per capita incomes of Singapore, Hong Kong, Taiwan and South Korea, they are a few multiples of ours although at independence all these countries were the on the same economic level as Malaysia. We we grouped with them and were called Asia little Tigers. Today all of them have progressed and become 1st World (OECD) except us. We are now compared with second tiered Thailand, Indonesia and Vietnam who also seem to have overtaken us...!

What has gone wrong? We were the rising star of East Asia, a country rich in natural resources with the most promising potential.

The reason is massive corruption, plundering of resources, wastage of funds for huge non-economic projects, anti-public interest deals with politically-linked companies (cronies)and passing-of-the-buck to the man in the street..For example, Hong Kong and Singapore eradicated massive corruption in the 80s-90s with their ICAC and promoted transparency and meritocracy with wolrd standard education to uplift their economies. They now have universities ranked in the World's Top 50 (none in the 80-90s except University Malaya ).

Four decades of NEP where education, economic and employment policies are defined by race ensured that meritocracy took a back seat.

Our university standard has declined and today the best and brightest of our youths emigrate to escape the racial inequility only to contribute to the economies of foreign lands.

The reputation of our judiciary which was held in high esteem worldwide has sunk so low that foreign investors now insist on arbitration in Singapore in case of any dispute.

We also have a slew of oppressive laws such as the ISA, OSA, Uuca and PPPA which stifle free speech and are designed to keep the ruling parties in power.

We have become less attractive to foreign investors and now lag behind our neighbours in Asean for foreign direct investment. Even some corporations who have established themselves here are moving out.

All the economic and social malaise cannot help but affect the value of our currency. The strength of a country's currency is after all, a reflection of its fundamentals.

Furthermore, Bank Negara has a policy of weak ringgit to help exporters, never mind the burden on the common folk. The government is pro-corporation, not pro-rakyat.

While the poor and middle-class are squeezed, an elite group gets breathtakingly rich. We have the distinction of having the worse income disparity in Asean. A re-distribution of wealth is under way from the poor and middle-class to a select group of politically-connected elite.

The end result of this re-distribution will be a small group of super-rich while the majority are pushed into poverty and the middle-class shrinks. This is what happens when the rich gets richer and the poor get poorer.

There is much that is wrong with Malaysia . The responsibility for pulling the country backwards can be laid squarely at the door of the ruling regime. It is BN's mis-governance, racial politics and culture of patronage which has seen the country regress economically and socially.

We seem to be sliding down a slippery slope, further down with each passing year of BN's rule. Another five years of BN rule and we'll be at Indonesia's standard under Suharto. Another 10 years and we'll be touching the African standard. What a way to greet 2020!!!!

Is there any hope for Malaysia?

Faced with the reality that BN will never change, many Malaysians desperate for change turn their lonely eyes to Anwar Ibrahim.

Pakatan Raykat has promised to treat all races fairly, to plug wastage, fight corruption, reform the judiciary and make Malaysia more competitive.

But some have questioned whether we can trust Anwar and his loose coalition of disparate parties..

The question is not whether we can trust Anwar and Pakatan Rakyat but whether we can afford not to.

Can we afford another ten years of BN's misrule?

WE have the power to do something in GE13; OUR FUTURE IS IN OUR OWN HANDS!!!

shopping !

buying food for xmas party !

before go shop ! cl want to eat yong tau fu.. so me n danny teman cl

then go shop shop

Noobie CL

noobie danny

Promoting

ham sap face

Top " KAN" Couple

NtG to do.. trying to fight XD

Frm the left represent CL , then marcus and danny !


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