Ladies and even more ladies welcome to our third edition of who wants to play the Bachelor game, im sorry for the long delay in updates THANKS to Aaron Yong Kean Loong whom i now call the Fatty King because (lazy go out,lazy go gym,lazy update blog) he said he would do the third bachelor during his holidays and that was last year! and he ended up saying he is too busy...Yeah right if there is one thing Aaron is busy with is his computer and his right hand...
Lets pay tribute to this Fatty King...okok enough about him lets get back to the next bachelor Sooi Jin...
There are a thousand "colorful words" i can use to describe this fine chap but then why go thru all this hassle when this picture above sums up how Sooi Jin is with his friends, but that was before he went to Australia and became the new enhanced Sooi Jin! and so the journey beginsSooi Jin's Hobbies & Qualities
Hobby 1 : Yum Cha, Yc,Yc,Yc
He is always hungry, and loves going out for a drink or just to chill. There was one period in time Sj couldn't live without going to this place at least once a week...can you guess where? your not a Malaysian if you don't know where this place is...below are some hints...
Yummy spaghetti! still can't guess? next pic then...
A mixture of east and west...still can't guess?
The last pic, special-nya...hahaha...Sooi Jin feel like you want to go murni now? tempting right this pics...they are saying eat me!! eat me!!...
Yc Anytime, Anywhere (literally as distance is no problem for him)...Sj is willing to go as far as Klang in the middle of the night for what he claims to be the best orgasmic fried chicken but sadly it was closed by the time we found it so no orgasmic chicken for us then ( getting lost is a common thing with our gang, so if a gal tells any of us to get lost our reply would be we are lost!!)...
Quality to be shown here:
Girls, he is willing to go the distance just for a fried chicken. Imagine the distance he would go for you? rest assured he will be very willing to bring you around to have the best meals and time in town. You won't hear any complaints about your guy not bringing you out with Sj. So food lovers here is your man.
Hobby 2 : Acting Cute, Or Acting too manly
Isn't he just cute above? he is just like a big cuddly teddy bear no?
See girls you can hug Sj just like this, he is 100% guaranteed to make you feel warm and loved...terms and conditions applied- warranty lasts only the first hour after getting him
WARNING!
But like all bears they have a wild fearsome/scary side, so girls for the love of god do not, i repeat do not ever bring anything ah looi-ish near him or else he turn into this scary bear above...
He will make a good cute jolly Santa Claus, all he needs now is a santarina, any takers?
Sj in all his manness!
Sj being all professional looking...In this picture sooi jin is seen graduating from the Academy of Colorful Vocabulary and Expressions gaining the title of X-Dest Grandmaster *******...
Qualities to be shown here : He can be so cute at times, scary at other times but one thing for sure he is very MAN...scolding left right back front centre below up at anyone who messes with him or did/say anything wrong...Ladies he will defend you both physically (i mean who wants to mess with him, he sits on you and that's it, game over) and verbally (he has more "colorful" words than i have hair on my entire body and im quite hairy)
Hobby 3 : For the love of Drinking!
Nothing get Sj more excited than booze and liquor (either than food and girls of course)...i mean look at his face when he knows its drinking time...looks extremely pleased bordering scary ham sup look...The Results?
Yuen loong happily posing with Sj after we made him down...can you spot some famous characters from "The Simpson's" in this picture?...
After drinking Sj becomes gay and falls in love with ah looi, isn't that a happy ending?
Even the most nosiest places becomes the most peaceful and comfortable place to sleep...
Drink abit too much and he gets all pokey and touchy...i mean look at him trying to poke some unknown invisible object...Poor delusional jin...don't drink too much...Warning
When Sj gets high he will have odd requests such as piggy back riding around the house or even
starts trying to hump everyone around him...as in this case...poor danny although he looks like he is thoroughly enjoying the experience...Qualities to be shown : If you want to see some really funny, weird, stupid stuff then go drink with jin, he makes for a very good drinking partner when your feeling down and need someone to talk to...
So thats the tip of the iceberg of the person we call our King, Sooi jin...So "how now Brown Cow"? If interested please call 012-Xdesthotjin...or subscribe to Xdesthotjin.com to get limited edition Sj in underwear pictures NOW!..-Fs- Our Lovable King of "vocabulary" is back in Malaysia!! In just a period of one year he has changed a lot and our dear Sj seems to have lost his habit for "speech", i give him one week with us before we start hearing the rainbows,clouds,seas coming out from him...So what do you say? Let X-destify him!!
Welcome back Jin!
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