Thursday, July 14, 2011
Super expensive dog!
A red Tibetan mastiff has become the priciest dog in the world after being sold for 10 million Chinese yuan, or £945,000 or US$1.5m.
Big Splash, or Hong Dong in Chinese, was bought by a coal baron from the north of China .
And it's lucky his new master is a multi-millionaire, because the hefty price tag doesn't factor in Big Splash's diet - enough chicken and beef to fill a growing 180lb dog, spiced up with Chinese delicacies such as sea cucumber and abalone.
Pricey pup: A Red Tibetan Mastiff called Big Splash has become the world's most expensive dog
His owner will need a big house too, as adult Tibetan Mastiffs have been known to weigh as much as 286lb, or more than 20 stone - the same as a sizeable rugby player. However the typical weight for a fully grown Tibetan Mastiff is around 13 stone.
But according to breeder Lu Liang, Big Splash is a 'perfect specimen' and the extravagant price for the 11-month-old is completely justified.
He said: 'We have spent a lot of money raising this dog, and we have the salaries of plenty of staff to pay' - adding that the new owner could charge almost £10,000 a time for Big Splash to breed with a female.
The high price paid for the dog is a sign that the red Tibetan mastiff has become a status symbol in China , replacing jewellery and cars as a way for the super-rich to show off their wealth.
Not only is red considered a lucky colour, but Tibetan mastiffs are thought to be holy animals, blessing their owners' health and security.
Tibetans believe the dogs have the souls of monks and nuns who were not good enough to be reincarnated as humans or into Shambhala, the heavenly realm.
Owners of the breed have included Queen Victoria, King George IV and Genghis Khan - who supposedly took 30,000 of the dogs with his ar my in his bid to conquer Western Europe .
Ancient breed: The dog is a descendant of animals kept by nomadic Chinese tribes
These days there are only around 300 Tibetan mastiffs in the UK , and puppies sell for a more reasonable £850 to £1,000.
James Pally, a Tibetan mastiff breeder from Pantymwyn near Mold in Flintshire, North Wales , said:
'They are very smart and they think for themselves and can sense danger very acutely.
'Tibetan mastiffs were originally used to guard the livestock and they are very good with other animals and they love children.
'I have six of them and if you don't give them enough attention they sit in front of the TV.'
The title of most expensive dog in the world was previously held by a Tibetan mastiff called Red Lion, who was valued at £915,000 last year.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Miss Malaysia joke! (18 and above)
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore were being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'
Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'
MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!
MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'
Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!
MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia
should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with
the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'
Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia : LAN CIAU !
The Judges fainted..!!! "
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Evolution of men and women
Monday, May 2, 2011
Creepy true mysterious stories
In the Nahanni National Park of Northwest Canada lies the Nahanni River. The area is only accessible by boat or plane and is home to many natural wonders, such as sinkholes, geysers and a waterfall almost double the size of Niagara Falls. Lord Tweeds Muir (John Buchan), author of The 39 Steps, once said of the valley: “It’s a fancy place that old-timers dream about. … Some said the “valley was full of gold and some said it was hot as hell owing to the warm springs. … It had a wicked name too, for at least a dozen folks went in and never came out’ … Indians said it was the home of devils.”
The 200 Mile gorge has become infamous, due to a number of gruesome deaths and many disappearances, earning itself the eerie name, The Valley of the Headless Men. Anomalies first began in 1908, when the Macleod Brothers came prospecting for gold in the valley. Nothing was heard or seen of the brothers for a whole year, until their decapitated bodies were found near a river. Nine years later, the Swiss prospector Martin Jorgenson was next to succumb to the Valley, when his headless corpse was found. In 1945, a miner from Ontario was found in his sleeping bag with his head cut from his shoulders. While skeptics of an unknown power at work in the Valley would put the grizzly mutilations down to feuding gold prospectors or hostile Indians, there are other strange happenings in the area which add to the valleys mysteriousness. The fiercely renowned Naha tribe simply vanished from the area a few years prior to the first deaths. Other Indians of the area have avoided the Valley for centuries, claiming an unknown evil haunts it. Many parts of the valley remain unexplored, and there are tales the Valley holds an entrance to the Hollow earth. Others believe the Valley is home to a lost world, with lush greenery and a tropical climate, due to the hot springs generating warm air, as well as untapped goldmines and wandering sasquatches. While a haven for Bigfoot remains unlikely, one thing is for certain, something strange lurks in the Nahanni Valley.
Poveglia Island is one of many island in the lagoons of Venice, Italy but instead of being a place of beauty, the island is a festering blemish in the shimmering sea and is not only regarded as one of the most haunted locations on the planet, but also one of the most evil places in the world. Today no one visits save to harvest the vineyards. Fishermen even steer clear of the island for fear that they will catch human bones in their nets.
The dark history of Poveglia Island began during the Roman Era when it was used to isolate plague victims from the general population. Centuries later, when the Black Death rolled through Europe it served that purpose again. The dead were dumped into large pits and buried or burned. As the plague tightened its grip, the population began to panic and those residents showing the slightest sign of sickness were taken from their homes and to the island of Poveglia kicking and screaming and pleading. They were thrown onto piles of rotting corpses and set ablaze. Men, women, children... all left to die in agony. It's estimated that the tiny island saw as many as 160,000 bodies during this time.
The island has become a putrid area indeed. The soil of the island combined with the charred remains of the bodies dumped there creating a thick layer of sticky ash. The core of the island is literally human remains that has given the island a loathsome reputation, but appears to be very good for the grapevines that are planted there. Think about that next time you partake of Italian wine!
As if the story was not disturbing enough, it gets worse. In 1922 the island became home to a psychiatric hospital complete with a large and very impressive bell tower. The patients of this hospital immediately began to report that they would see ghosts of plague victims on the island and that they would be kept up at night hearing the tortured wails of the suffering spirits. Because they were already considered mad by the hospital staff, these complaints were largely ignored.
To add to the anguish of the poor souls populating this island hospital, one doctor there decided to make a name for himself by experimenting on his subjects all to find a cure for insanity. Lobotomies were performed on his pitiable patients using crude tools like hand drills, chisels, and hammers. Those patients and even the ones who were not privy to the doctor's special attentions were taken to the bell tower where they were tortured and subjected to a number of inhumane horrors.
According to the lore, after many years of performing these immoral acts, the evil doctor began to see the tortured plague ridden spirits of Poveglia Island himself. It is said that they led him to the bell tower where he jumped (or was thrown) to the grounds below. The fall did not kill him according to a nurse who witnessed the event, but she related that as he lay on the ground writhing in pain, a mist came up out of the ground and choked him to death. It's rumored that the doctor is bricked up in the hospital bell tower and on a still night, the bell can be heard tolling across the bay. The hospital closed down.
For a time, the Italian government owned the island, but it was later sold. That owner abandoned it in the 1960's and was the last person to try and live there. A family recently sought to buy the island and build a holiday home on it but they left the first night there and refused to comment on what happened. The only fact that we do know is that their daughters face was ripped open and required fourteen stitches.
Today Poveglia is uninhabited and tourism to island is strictly forbidden. Every now and then the lapping waves on the shore uncover charred human bones.
Several psychics have visited the island the abandoned hospital, but all of them left scared to death of what they had sensed there. Every now and then daredevils dodge the police patrols to explore the island, but everyone who has made it there have refused to return saying that there is a heavy atmosphere of evil and they the screams and tortured moans that permeate the island make staying there unbearable.
One report from a misguided thrill seeker who fled the island says that after entering the abandoned hospital, a disembodied voice ordered them, "Leave immediately and do not return."
They never did.
SS Ourang Medan
In February, 1948, distress calls were picked up by numerous ships near Indonesia, from the Dutch freighter SS Ourang Medan. The chilling message was, “All officers including captain are dead lying in chartroom and bridge. Possibly whole crew dead.” This message was followed by indecipherable Morse code then one final grisly message… “I die.” When the first rescue vessel arrived on the scene a few hours later, they tried to hail the Ourang Medan but there was no response. A boarding party was sent to the ship and what they found was a frightening sight that has made the Ourang Medan one of the strangest and scariest ghost ship stories of all time.
All the crew and officers of the Ourang Medan were dead, their eyes open, faces looking towards the sun, arms outstretched and a look of terror on their faces. Even the ship’s dog was dead, found snarling at some unseen enemy. When nearing the bodies in the boiler room, the rescue crew felt a chill, though the temperature was near 110°F. The decision was made to tow the ship back to port, but before they could get underway, smoke began rolling up from the hull. The rescue crew left the ship and barely had time to cut the tow lines before the Ourang Medan exploded and sank.
To this day, the exact fate of the Ourang Medan and her crew remains a mystery.
The Overtoun Bridge is an arch bridge located near Milton, Dumbarton, Scotland, which was built in 1859. It has become famous for the number of unexplained instances in which dogs have, apparently, committed suicide by leaping off it. The incidents were first recorded around the 1950′s or 1960′s, when it was noticed that dogs – usually the long-nosed variety, like Collies – would suddenly and unexpectedly leap off the bridge and fall fifty feet, to their deaths. In some cases, however, the dogs would survive, recuperate, and then leap off the bridge again. What makes this tragic mystery even more mysterious is that many of the dogs that jump from Overton Bridge jump from the same side and from almost the same spot: between the final two parapets on the right-hand side of the bridge.
Some believe that the bridge is haunted. In 1994, a man threw his baby son off the bridge, claiming that it was the anti-Christ. Later, the man attempted suicide there as well. Was Overtoun Bridge responsible for this tragic event? Some believe that Overtoun Bridge is a “thin place”, where the barrier between the world of the living and the world of the dead meet, and sometimes cross over.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Hilarious school exam answers
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
Monday, April 11, 2011
Pervert sighted in Genting!
In this picture the Peeping tom is seen leaving the toilet, notice the sign above. It's the girl's toilet, this picture has not been photoshopped or altered in anyway, the peeping tom tries to cover his face in shame of his "ham sup" act.
He realizes that he has been spotted and tries to get his face out of the way, but its too late as the pictures has already been taken, so he tries to make the camera shots look blur by dodging left and right.
He finally relents and pretends to walk away as though he has gone into the wrong toilet, but we all know the truth!. The "Peeping tom of Genting! " is finally caught on camera!
Monday, March 28, 2011
Real 9-11 calls from nashville
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .
Dispatcher : Excuse me?
Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn...I think I'm going to pass out
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
interesting !
> 1 - One Wife (If more than one, LKY will consign you out of
> Singapore anyway )
> 2 - Two Children
> 3 - Three Bedroom Condo
> 4 - Four Wheels
> 5 - Five Figure Salary
>
> Malaysia's 'theory' to Simple Living: 54321 must be
> opposite to Singapore's theory ma
> 5 - Five Children
> 4 - Four Wives
> 3 - Three Figure Salary
> 2 - Two Wheels
> 1 - One low-cost Govt. flat
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Thursday, March 10, 2011
LOL??
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.
There is in you a loveliness
That makes my darkness shine,
And so I'll wait, if wait I must,
To be your Valentine.
(IMBA)
My heart is in your keeping though.
You will not mind my writing here
To tell you that I love you so.
I know that you must think it queer
For me to love and not come near
But linger by some frozen lake
This most romantic time of year.
I sometimes give my head a shake
And ask if there is some mistake.
It's lonely out here 'mid the sweep
Of bitter wind and icy flake.
My love for you is dark and deep,
But it's a promise I will keep
As from afar I watch and weep,
As from afar I watch and weep.
(IMBA)
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Ah beng Jokes XD
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book and said,
'My Mobile No. Has Changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610.'
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend : Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD.'
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police : 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police : 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car and sees a note saying 'Parking Fine.'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand
it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail.'
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Ah Beng told his servant : 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening
and not in the Morning.
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM.
Hope you laughed as much as i did! hahahah
-fs-
Sunday, February 6, 2011
BUTTERWORTH: The Road Transport Department is looking into the possibility of amending the Road Transport Act to fine motorists who fix television screens and DVD players in their vehicles.
State Road Transport Department (JPJ) director Datuk Hassan Yaacob said an amendment could be made under Section 66 of the Road Transport Act 1987 for making vehicle alterations without permission.
“It is illegal and dangerous to fix these accessories. A driver can easily get distracted and it may result in accidents,’’ he said.
Hassan said enforcement teams would check if vehicles had complied with approved specifications.
“Those with xenon headlights will be fined RM300 while vehicles with fancy number plates will be fined RM120.
“In the end, they waste money by paying thrice – fixing the parts, paying the fine and paying again to remove them,” he said.
Hassan was commenting on the increasing number of motorists fixing televisions and DVD player sets in their vehicles.
On vehicles that are factory fitted with DVD players and GPS navigators, he said the department would have to look into it.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Report Card!
As we all now know that there will another “Great X-Destination” dinner coming around soon.This time, the dinner will have a greater excitement to it as there will be a convoy movement.And with the confirmed participation of a number of rides, there are rules which we all must adhere to.
The plans are as followed:-
Plans
- on 29 Jan 2011, 4.30 - 5pm must meet at our alma mater, SMK USJ 13 --FAIL!
- where everyone are then assigned a lucky number --FAIL!
- then arrange according number then get ready to move --FAIL TERUK TERUK!
- everyone must have a touch n go card, with credit of course --FAIL! GOT SMART TAG
- reach Sepang GC, where the leader is to find a suitable spot for group and cars photo shooting with views and scenery to complement. --FAIL BIG TIME!!
-any suggestion, leave it at the chat box or contact JH.
Rules and Regulations
- Speed is limited to 110kmh, FAIL! TOP SPEED 200KM/H
- No queue cutting or drifting unless there is a real need, e.g. a bus is coming head on towards you. --FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Position yourself following your given lucky number --FAIL
- FS and YLo are to be on time “(late comer will kena punish dam 9 cham) =D”, JS --somehow pass.
- All must wear X-dest official Shirt, “Coz ini X-dest ma” --Guess this is the only success.
- no fucking in ccw hse --f*cked
- leader must ensure all cars are following, at traffic light and tolls. --Leader FAIL!
- no revving more than 4k rpm( in view of environmental issue) --FAIL!! 200km/h!
- no "fun" flashing and honking --borderline pass
- no middle fingers flying --Jin fill in the form (pass/fail)
- no fucks out of open window to others -Jin fill in the form (pass/fail)
- no farting -Jin fill in the form (pass/fail)
- compulsory to wear sunglasses en route --fail
- must have touch n go card, else go pay cash and get left in the dust --FAIL!
- leader must ensure parking space for all cars --FAIL!
- leader must ensure speed 110>x>100 be kept --FAIL!
- leader must ensure the right way is found --FAIL!
- leader must ensure size below 8" --FS fill in blank ( ==o )
- no pets allowed --SUCCESS!
- no longs straighten hair --FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!
- no gay --JS fill in (PASS/FAIL)
- no les --Girls please answer this
- no crutches --Flying Colour pass
- no wheelchair --Flying Colour pass
- no .... ---...---
- All the rules are agreed by x-dest member.
- Violator shall be punishable accordingly to the words of the Jesus Wong aka "LanGu Wong"
cars
- fs
- cw
- jin
- kel
- marc
- js
- ahloong
- cf
- aaron
- jh
- ylo
- danny
- wh
- cl
- Andy
ENJOY YOUR DAY BITCHES!! =)
Teacher's remarks:
Please study harder and concentrate in class. Try again next time. Reseat it next year.