Sunday, January 30, 2011

Report Card!


As we all now know that there will another “Great X-Destination” dinner coming around soon.This time, the dinner will have a greater excitement to it as there will be a convoy movement.And with the confirmed participation of a number of rides, there are rules which we all must adhere to.

The plans are as followed:-

Plans

  1. on 29 Jan 2011, 4.30 - 5pm must meet at our alma mater, SMK USJ 13 --FAIL!
  2. where everyone are then assigned a lucky number --FAIL!
  3. then arrange according number then get ready to move --FAIL TERUK TERUK!
  4. everyone must have a touch n go card, with credit of course --FAIL! GOT SMART TAG
  5. reach Sepang GC, where the leader is to find a suitable spot for group and cars photo shooting with views and scenery to complement. --FAIL BIG TIME!!

-any suggestion, leave it at the chat box or contact JH.

Rules and Regulations

  • Speed is limited to 110kmh, FAIL! TOP SPEED 200KM/H
  • No queue cutting or drifting unless there is a real need, e.g. a bus is coming head on towards you. --FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Position yourself following your given lucky number --FAIL
  • FS and YLo are to be on time “(late comer will kena punish dam 9 cham) =D”, JS --somehow pass.
  • All must wear X-dest official Shirt, “Coz ini X-dest ma” --Guess this is the only success.
  • no fucking in ccw hse --f*cked
  • leader must ensure all cars are following, at traffic light and tolls. --Leader FAIL!
  • no revving more than 4k rpm( in view of environmental issue) --FAIL!! 200km/h!
  • no "fun" flashing and honking --borderline pass
  • no middle fingers flying --Jin fill in the form (pass/fail)
  • no fucks out of open window to others -Jin fill in the form (pass/fail)
  • no farting -Jin fill in the form (pass/fail)
  • compulsory to wear sunglasses en route --fail
  • must have touch n go card, else go pay cash and get left in the dust --FAIL!
  • leader must ensure parking space for all cars --FAIL!
  • leader must ensure speed 110>x>100 be kept --FAIL!
  • leader must ensure the right way is found --FAIL!
  • leader must ensure size below 8" --FS fill in blank ( ==o )
  • no pets allowed --SUCCESS!
  • no longs straighten hair --FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!--FAIL!
  • no gay --JS fill in (PASS/FAIL)
  • no les --Girls please answer this
  • no crutches --Flying Colour pass
  • no wheelchair --Flying Colour pass
  • no .... ---...---

- All the rules are agreed by x-dest member.

- Violator shall be punishable accordingly to the words of the Jesus Wong aka "LanGu Wong"

cars

  1. fs
  2. cw
  3. jin
  4. kel
  5. marc
  6. js
  7. ahloong
  8. cf
  9. aaron
  10. jh
  11. ylo
  12. danny
  13. wh
  14. cl
  15. Andy


ENJOY YOUR DAY BITCHES!! =)


Overall CGPA - 0.8/4


Teacher's remarks:

Please study harder and concentrate in class. Try again next time. Reseat it next year.

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