April Fool!!...jokes for you people...

One night at McChord Air Force Base in Washington, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway. When I got to the scene, I found that a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, "Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are cleared for takeoff." -- Chad Blake (Taken from http://www.rd.com/jokes/9536362/article9536362.html)

Choosing the Bride Malaysian Style
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married.
So one day she called him over to her house.
The son came home from work, grudgingly.
Upon arriving, he found that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose as his future bride.
The first one was a well-endowed telephonist-cum-receptionist.He immediately commented that: - “Aiyaa…mother, they always say……PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON…..”
The second nominee was a leggy secretary.
This was rejected also. Reason being: - Aiyaa…mother, this one aaa…, secretary always fond of saying “PLEASE SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN….”
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration.
She called a sweet but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!!
The mother was surprised & asked: - “Why this one? The previous two were a lot more betterlooking!”
He replied :- “Teachers aaa…. teachers vely good, vely good, always say:- PLEASE REPEAT, DO IT AGAIN, I Want it done 10 times……SOME MORE, SOME MORE..!”
Now come the small hero, her youngest son (10 years old), was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room.
Suddenly, he shouted, “Brother….female mini bus conductor more better laa….they always say, “NAIK CEPAT,NAIK CEPAT. MASUK,MASUK. MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI. DALAM LAGILAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG. BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG!”
(Taken from http://jokes.xblogger.net/index.php/2006/11/08/choosing-the-bride-malaysian-style/)

FookSiang Says...
*FookSiang says : When I was born, I got a choice - A big d*ck or a good memory. I am not able
to remember, what I chose.
*FookSiang says : Impotence is the nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”.
*FookSiang says : Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
*FookSiang says : Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

Hall of Fame(old skool Stuff) no offence guys...

Y.L.Chin,
likes to eat food from tin,
no nutrien but he says good for him,
currently having love affair with Sherman Sim,
usually after finding a prostitute, he'll go straight to an inn,
he'll shoot till nothing goes "in"
OMFG...that's the daughter of Osama B. Ladden,
so he call help from Justin,
but instead he go join in,
later found out by Sherman Sim,
End up break up with him...

Aaron Yong
don't know how to sing song
when get scared go hide in a tong
but his hand is very strong
coz TFK all day long...
i wonder if he can play ping pong
basketball also can't get along
and you'll never know how big is his thong...

Pick Up Lines....

Here is some useful lines.....(chances-10%....to get a slap!!)

• Be unique and different, say yes.


• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


• You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.


• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  
• (give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.


• I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.


• Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!


• (Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

More...??....of coz there is more....
(Chances-60% to fail)

• Do you want to see something swell?


• Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?


• I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.


• So, you're a girl huh?


• Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


• You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case


• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?


• Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?


• Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus


• You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?


• My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Rawang 2007 part2

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it's much bigger there....

last year rawang video part1...

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Gong Xi Fa Cai And Happy Valentine To Everyone!!

Like the title says, Hope everyone gets a lot of fat ang pau,win lots of cash in gambling and have lots of meaningful dinners with the whole family. And for the 2nd part which is after Chinese new year is for all the couples to have a meaningful day together may it be dinner or something romantic or for the singles to finally admit their feelings to the one they have been liking for so many years,best of luck to you.But for guys like me i will probably stay at home trying to avoid major places where couples will go not even planning to eat breakfast lunch or dinner but planning for supper when all the couples are back home Eh hemmming but seriously have fun eating chocolates and receiving flowers for the gals while the guys i wish your wallets are dry and thin. HAHAHA . Jung hann no matter where you are we will always feel your spirit with us. Hahaha, miss ya dude!

-Fs de 8 missing in action-

X-destination goes to Rawang..Again!!

To celebrate the leaving of jung hann!!.I mean ummm a celebration for all the years we have been friends and the many more years we will be and we will sorely miss the irritating Y? Y? Y? and his never ending questions which follow when you just answered him.But this Friday the 25 of january is all about having fun right guys!! so we will party till the morning dawns on us and there is nothing to spoil a great night for a great friend that can never be found anywhere else.

My planned activity (in my mind)
1)Jh has a full meal
2)Jh performs in a water stunt involving a tazer being shot at him
3)Jh runs trying to escape some crazed maniac (including me)from spraying him with surprise
4)Jh performs for us with a nice nifty trick involving Molotov cocktails
5)Jh is then escorted to the nearest hospital which i hope is quite near

Dont worry dude,this is just a small part of my elaborate scheme. It may not even come true. So have fun,Wohooooooooooooo party!! party!! party !! The night is all yours!!