This is how it works...I start off with a random guy of my choice from X-Dest, in this case Aaron since his name is the first to appear in my X-Dest list...Now What happens is i list out Aaron's "best attribute" for all the girls to see with the help of pictures and some commentary...At the end of this little presentation we all put a wager on how old Aaron will get a Girlfriend...the wager can be anything from a slap or a free meal and will be written down in a book that i keep...The next Bachelor will be done by another person...if my guess is correct it will be Aaron doing about me, Hahaha...
"This one really poser but its also me.."
The words Aaron used to describe his display picture, does'nt he look cute? Don't worry girls i will show you his transformation from a boy into a MAN!.
Aaron's Past,Present and Future Ambitions
The picture says it all...Aaron's first ambition began in 2003 or earlier, when he wanted to start a Triad gang and be the "Tai Lou" showing off his Yengness like below...he tried using this gangsterish hairstyle to show off his serious "Tai Lou" look...Alas this dream will never come to fruition as Aaron couldn't even find one follower to follow him (see pic 1 to understand why he had no followers)
Aaron's source of inspiration for his 1st ambition...Aaron always wanted to be the guy on the far right!
This was Aaron second ambition, he really wanted to be a swimsuit model so he tried some time doing amateur photo shoots...This is a classic example of a "swim suit model enjoying the splashes of cool water on his body while stripping down to the bare necessities"...Needless to say what happen next is anyone's guess, there was a rumor that in the next pic he stripped his shirt off and women all over the beach ran screaming like a tsunami was about to hit!!
Aaron was so sad that for the next few days he spent dancing like a Sissy around the beach...If you look closely he looks like he is dancing the waltz with an invisible partner!...
With the first 2 dreams out of the question Aaron finally turned to his last resort...this is Aaron's dream job...he is finally selling "Japanese Cups" directly to the customers...If anyone is wondering what is Japanese Cups please proceed to summit 3rd floor where the cinema is located to a shop at the corner of the snooker area...You will be "surprised"...Aaron currently has a whole collection of it at home which looks like an ordinary gel cream container...
Aaron's current Favourite Cup! (read the pics details...)
Aaron's whole line of products... For more information please call 0123579XXX...Aaron will personally show you how to use the cup and all calls are treated with the utmost privacy...
Aaron's Hobbies
He likes baking...he loves to "mix" with the flour, eggs, alcohol, mayonnaise, ketchup literally...In this picture he is crying when he is scolded for dropping the cake!...
Poor thing he is trying to save the cake he dropped earlier...he is so hungry...so I FEED HIM!!
Look Aaron is so happy...he is so happy that he is eating the cake out of my hands! (Don't ask me why is he not wearing any slippers, he like stepping on the tar road i guess, weird fella)
Even during marcus birthday he is so hungry that winston has to feed him...
In Conclusion Aaron's main hobbies is making cake with his body, being fed cake and having cake face masks!
Aaron is seen here getting services from our local "Kai" or commonly known as bululess danny...Aaron second top hobby! (Danny seems to be having trouble locating his "Lil friend")His last hobby...sleeping like a pig...seriously...a pig like gorrila...gorripig!
Concluding thoughts
Even with all aaron's weird ambitions, Japanese cup selling job, weird cake hobbies and such he is really a nice guy (with a big right hand from over exercising every night with his third leg!!!!) who wants a girl like this...
So all megan fox lookalikes please contact Aaron, he would accept you 100% straight away no questions asked!
For your entertainment!
Ohhhh so cute right his hair...lets watch his video
So lets wager when Aaron gets a gf!...Anyone want to begin?
-Fs- Suppose to be damm busy with my exams and assignments but couldn't take it so i had to do something for the blog...hope you guys enjoy...and to those who have a gf d im doing a special special edition for you guys!!!...
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