this noobie down here actually volunteer to be the next bachelor.
As usually i will write out his best attributes to "promote" him and help him to find "buyers". "Buyes" can put a wager(any type of wager eg. slap, money, kick, lick, etc) on how old he will get a girlfriend.
without futher ado, let's look at Jiun Shyong during his younger days..
He was carrying the "I'm NERD" image proudly... imagine how high his pants would be... hahahaJiun Shyong ambitions
I can't remember when this start... Jiun Shyong wanted to be the famous BOSCO, hence the nickname Bosco Wong. Till now i don't see any similarity between them, simply because our good friend here is a very talented "cock" talker.
The term "talk cock" is also the same meaning as "Lan Gu/Chooi Shui/bullshit", well you get the idea. He is the same guy who can give you 1001 EXCUSES no matter what situation he is in.
WHEN THESE 2 SKILLS COMBINE IT WILL GIVE THE BEST BULLSHIT EXCUSE EVER IN THE WORLD!!
At the same time he also want to be a "rich business man/CEO/man who can shake legs and still get money". But to start a business he needed an amount of money to get everything moving, so he wrote a book "EXCUSES for DUMMIES" to get money for his business.
Not bad for a good start right??...hahaha
Call JS to order your book or leave your number on the chat box if your interested..
What makes Jiun Shyong more special than other people?
JS is actually a good piano player but because of his retarded face expression, people tend to get scared when he plays the piano. When he played the piano in SUNWAY PYRAMID, everybody run like it was 2012...notice nobody was around when the picture was taken, i pity the person behind the camera have to witness everything.
From this picture above, we know how terrible JS can kiss a girl. This perverted face would suck the beauty of any living creature. So this is a huge cue for all the single ladies... please teach him how to kiss, if possible do the mouth to mouth lesson ok!!
JS is famous for his ability to sleep in class during lecture hours...lets examine his technique:
1. the common "forehead on arm technique",
caution saliva might leak out.
2. "chin on arm technique",
not suitable for people with jaw problem.
3. "cheek on arm technique",
very save for people who have saliva problem
4.the "double hand method",
a cheaper treatment for facelift.
5. JS best technique,
"the bottle head",
require extreme head balance!!
JS like high end fashion...he like Chanel so much he actually show off his Pink Shades to us. Sometimes i wonder if he is gay or not...haha
JS is a very open guy, if his ballz was feeling kinda hot that day, he'll just lift up a leg and let the wind blow into his pants while singing his favourite song "Put Your Hands Up In The Air". On the other hand our dear Aaron was caught checking out JS butt. I guess every guy would have their unintentional gay moments caught on camera, true?... not for Aaron, hahahah.
Don't be shy, if it's itchy you just gotta scratch it.
Like i said above, JS is an open guy and also open hearted guy. If you need a hug, just find JS!!
Other than being what i stated above, with no doubt Jiun Shyong is very fun and out-going person. He is even more fun to be with when he is drunk...."JUST PUT YOUR HANDS UP"
Even he's drunk he still can do the tango, look at how intensely tight they hold each other...
This is the best picture of him already. So JS don't say i didn't help you....hahaha
Another thing about JS is, he typically have more interest in gurls that wear glasses and have that innocent girl look. He's not crazy... he's juz mentally sick....hahaha
Watcha say people..lets bet when JS will get a girlfren??...
-YLo, it takes me 3 hours to do this.. omgosh, please leave comment people -
-just a simple reminder some of the post are exaggerated and were made just for fun...-
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